Recent content by Cathy de Bourgh

Nothing says high camp more than a wig not made out of hair!

I think this semi's got an interesting dynamic - there's seven songs that I think it'd be a massive shock to see them go out based on hype/friendly voters and what could feasibly be a total dogfight between 8th and 14th. Safe Seven Netherlands Switzerland Sweden Russia Azerbaijan Malta Armenia...

I'd only categorically rule out two (super obvious) songs at this stage so this is liable to be very, very wrong; Safe Cyprus Greece Semi-Safe Portugal Iceland Comfortable Estonia Australia Serbia Borderline-IN Czech Republic Slovenia Belarus Borderline-OUT Hungary Belgium Struggling...

DTF: Hanna & LIAMOO, Margaret AC: Oscar, Malou 5th: Andreas 6th: Vlad 7th: Jan

I have a grand total of one idea should I get picked and I am expecting a bare minimum of 50% of the people on here to hate it.

I have Tove Lo's last album which I thought was excellent so my expectations were reasonably high for this. And honestly, I'm disappointed. The production is rather good and I get that it's going for a somewhat chilled vibe but I found most of it the wrong side of mellow and slips into just flat...

Probably only when the first Pokemon game on that platform comes out

I saw them in London in May and they were rather fabulous, you're in for a treat!

Does any song win because of the song itself?

In all honesty, 'If Love Was A Crime' seems to be the chart pop version of 'Rise Like A Phoenix'. I really fancy their chances with this one.

Given the choice, Tashy Beddingfield is nowhere near as faux-talented/deluded as Jessie 'nails down the blackboard' J.

I struggle to find anything positive about this. To the point where it's bordering on watching abject humiliation. I was in Munich on the night of the 2010 contest and so I was watching this on German TV and I distinctly remember the commentator doing a big sarcastic "OKAY". Such a terrible...

I took two drags of a Finnish lesbian's Benson & Hedges last time I was hammered, will that do?

Hello. I've done some things and now I'm doing this thing 20/M/South Coast. Enjoy tackiness, black cocks, shaking it for coins and smashing the patriarchy. GSOH Non-Smoker.

Well let's face it, it's the only way Frankie and Rochelle are ever going to be able to perform to a full arena venue!