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    I ate a pancake this morning

    WE ARE BOTH FUCKING TERRIBLE, I HOPE JAMES WONG COMES AND BEATS US WITH NETTLES
    L
    what is fluff?

    is it like candyfloss. i love candy floss :(

    i have now reached the point where i see admitting eating any kind of food as a weakness.

    GET ME HELP
    L
    i was doing sophie impressions today, they went down a storm
    L
    i missed it too

    let's iplayer it
    L
    hmmm. you can come in i suppose.

    but you need to work on your khloe kardashian appreciation
    RobotBoy
    I made the mistake of being too generous with the requests. Result was this fucking awful bear coming up to me constantly and asking for the same song again. He came up to moan when I played stuff he didn't like too. I was tempted to tell him to fuck off, but I was covering for a friend whose club night it is, so thought I should probably refrain from abusing his customers. Next time, however, he will be getting SHORT SHRIFT.
    RobotBoy
    To be fair, I was only playing from iTunes as it was a scandipop night, so just had to line things up in a playlist and click next whilst taking a few requests. I can't mix and beat match to save my life. It was super easy though, and using CD decks really isn't any harder either. Money for old rope. I definitely want to do some more.
    L
    That is Khloé. She is 100% amazing. I just watched an episode where she had to go to prison for 3 hours, and at the end, her mum said "what do you want for dinner" and she turns round and goes "jack and coke"

    SUPER

    there's also this great moment when this slimy greaseball starts yelling at her sister, and Khloé absolutly rips him a new one. She is such an inspiration.
    L
    I fucking hated blur. Utter dross.

    I am loving Keeping Up With The Kardashians at the moment. Khloé is the cunt I aspire to be. Loveable but at the same time, an absolute horror.
    L
    hiya babes

    i'm okay, still very sad. the tears come and go. i feel like lindsay lohan on a fucking massive comedown.

    how are you?
    SmeetaSmitten
    THANK YOU

    ALL being WELL, they'll no doubt be culled in a terrorist attack on that modern-day equivalent of Sodom and Gomorrah, leaving the way clear for the Glasgow Young Team to sieze power.
    RobotBoy
    10 recipes is MORE than worth the price. There's videos on there, right?

    I was so excited to find Nigella's Christmas Kitchen available to view on the plane coming back from NY in Jan. It made ECONOMY more bearable.
    RobotBoy
    Not yet! :o

    Can you believe it? I'm having issews with my itunes account though. I am hoping to fix this STAT. The voice recognition thing sounds hilarious! She's been banging on about this app for ages, so I'm expecting it to be good.
    RobotBoy
    I'm doing Thomasina Myers for a dinner party tomorrow. I dread to think how much 24 fucking langoustines are going to cost me from the fishmongers. :evil: You wouldn't get this shit with Nige.
    L
    I am secretly hoping you are Carl Birch and this is an elaborate hoax

    DONT LET ME DOWN
    RobotBoy
    Oh DAMN. :(

    I might have to consult Donna Hay for something a bit more elegant than old Nige' then.
    RobotBoy
    OI I STILL WANT THAT RECIPE. I am having friends over for dinner on Saturday and want to make it. Pull your finger out.
    L
    Give me a honeysuckle jelly when you're on x
    L
    Do it bitch. Then we can bitch about everyone from Moopy on there.
    L
    I know right! It's heartbreaking. It's like our generation was blessed with THIS CENTURY'S JESUS and we've LOST IT ALL
    L
    AMAZING

    HEARTBREAKING

    PERPLEXING
    L
    Oh I don't want to win babes. Just being THIS GREAT is enough for me.

    Are Tranny Carl's photos still online?
    L
    WHO ISN'T

    (apart from Slave, Mo, Tramell, Silly Moo, Kane....)
    L
    IT WAS HELLISH

    But the sun shone so I can't bitch too much. I also befriended a donkey (TRUE STORY)

    What's NU wit U? Didn't you do well in moopyrate? I like to think my tireless* campaigning was responsible

    *for one hour, at least, after which it was forgotten completely
    RobotBoy
    Don't worry re. Moopyrate Cup. First LSL, now monsta. Is there no end to his rampage of hate? cwej will be lucky to survive the night.
    Star
    *mwah*

    Now make sure you brush your teeth before bed and say your prayers. I'll be up to tuck you in later x
    SmeetaSmitten
    Oh I don't mind a bit of ROUGH and TUMBLE. This place has had me crying with laughter at times when lurking.
    SmeetaSmitten
    OMG THANKS! It's a bit unnerving and intimidating when everyone seems to know each other so well etc but I love it anyway :disco:
    Alex
    Thanks, I may get Star to change my username to "my" full name. :D
    Yes has been a surprisingly good day thanks despite having to work!
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