Recent content by Mugatu

I'll make it through my friend's rigorously planned Eurovision party without getting hopelessly drunk or insulting anyone 🙏 There WILL be party games and we WILL wear our assigned country costumes!

I didn't really keep up with the story afterwards :shy: I no longer wish him the best!

I was getting more Ghislaine Maxwell relaxing in her prison tracksuit than Dua Lipa unfortunately. While I know fuck all about the professional meck-up scene, his feud with Tati Westbrook (aka the "sucking dick and cock" woman) was essential online drama. I wish him the best!

I'm indifferent to the song really, it's musical wallpaper for the mums and Fiat 500 huns, but I do think it's important that it flops. We seem to have finally removed the inescapable, #1-with-everything solo artiste head of the Ed Sheeran hydra, but the songwriter is still there, drawing up...

The video is fabulous, I don't think you can go wrong with the location and the stunning, powerfully gay visual that synchronised swimming provides. I can't wait to go on holiday and thrash around in the pool recreating it, Nomi Malone-style. I like that she's still plugging the early 2000s...

As a migraine sufferer, Gaga's words have touched me deeply. This must be how all those 13 year old gays felt when Born This Way came out.

Enya x Asda

I've capitulated and purchased the new woke England shirt (as in a cheaper copy of it from a sweatshop) to wear on holiday while staggering around like a typical pissed Brit. It's just a simple act of radical decolonial praxis.

Rihanna (pbuh)

In Leicestershire's fields, so green and fair, Where travelers roam without a care. From Leicester's bustling streets to Hinckley's charm, Each town holds tales, a traveler's balm. Through Melton Mowbray's savory delight, And Ashby-de-la-Zouch's medieval might. @leicestershire_travel, a journey...

The latest unedited and 100% real image released by Kensington Palace:

I will be staging a principled boycott by going to the bathroom during the Israeli entry (unless the song is uptempo or there are topless male dancers on stage).

Still obsessed with this line delivery: Oh my god... What is THAT?... It's The Unknown! Willy Wonka could honestly have picked up some tips from the event planners, I imagine he would've saved a lot of money if he'd just laid out his chocolate factory like an actual warehouse. And that's...

I like it! Putting my gay creative director hat on, I'm imaging Ally at the centre of a graveyard rave setting with lots of strobes and a convenient dark area at the rear of the stage where several backing singers can hide.

I'm actually going in as a Chantelle style fake celeb and yes, I am planning to have a showmance with Louis to stay in until the end.