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"Excuse me, waiter! Yes, sorry to trouble you but this funk I ordered hasn't been slam dunked"
"the whole world at your fingertips, the ocean at your door"
Bono in a boob tube on a choirmaster's lap.
"Sandals In The Bin"
"You say the whole world's ending, honey it already did"
celebdaq archive upskirt
"The simple narrative taught in every history class is demonstrably false and pedagogically classist..."
Graham Norton killed John McAfee
Can I interest you in everything, all of the time?
the only way to gain approval is by exploiting the very thing that cheapens me
You're! Not! Up! To! Much!
I remember one time you were lost, I came to find you.
...and when I got into the accident, the sight that flashed before me was your face...
a little knowledge goes a wrong way
Some day you will find me, caught beneath the landslide...in a champagne [REDACTED] in the sky-y-y....
you smell of beans
Zach Braff
sean plz
Katy "Scratch" Perry
Mob Barley
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Half-wit philanthropist, cosy charity gig
lemon curry?
Chode of Chode Hall
Everybody wang chung tonight
come come Mrs Wilson, it's only a vegetable
great balls of fur
you walrus hurt the one you love
You're flat flat flat
jhonn balance upskirt
Mrs Betty Pench was playing the trombone when she heard a knock on the door.
About this time of the evening, I like to slip a Caramac under a rabbit.
Wish the Osmonds would just fuck off
Skeeba-deeba-daba-dip-dee-bah-doh
I've told you before, it's either me or that fucking crocodile.
Have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?
the surroundings are screaming on the roads and you even mistrust your own feelings
Who is the King Shag Corpse? -
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