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THIS IS AN AUTOMATIC MESSAGE GENERATED BY THE BABY MOON BOT:
HELLO, very well done on your message in the Britney thread today. FIGHT THE ADMINISTRATION. Also please get Twitter or facebook or something because I miss you. It is waffle time, it's waffle time, won't you have some waffles of mine? LOVE MOONY X
Janitor: What's up?
JD: (internally) Be careful here...don't give him anything. (to janitor) Nothing. What is up with you. Man?
Janitor: I always get this way in the fall...you know, summer's gone, the days are getting shorter...it makes me feel so.....what's the word?
Janitor: Yes, that's it. I'm a janitor so I couldn't think of the word 'sad'. I was going to say 'it makes me feel so MOP'.
JD: Let me explain, I...
Janitor: Go ahead. I'm MOPPING.
JD: Maybe I shouldn't bother.
Janitor: Maybe you moppn't.
Hey, I heard a great joke. A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." And the dentist says, "Well, if you think you're a moth, why are you at a dentist's office?" (Oh, no, I forgot the punchline.... You can't bail out now! Stall! Stall!) ...So the moth says..."That's a good question. What kind of dentist are you?" And the dentist says, "Well, I'm a general dentist, but I...I do dabble in orthodontry -- braces and such." And...and the moth says, "Orthodontry? I hear there's great money in that." (The light was on!) But! To answer your original question, which was, if I think I'm a moth, why am I in a dentist's office? The answer is, Because the light was on!"
"Everyone hates you guys"
"Hooch is CRAZY"
01 Unbreakable Heart / 10/10
02 Side Chick / 10/10
03 Can We Call A Truce / 10/10
04 Every Heart Broken / 10/10
05 Girls / 9/10
06 No Can Do / 9/10
07 You On A Good Day / 9/10
08 Beware / 8/10
09 Sunday Rain / 8/10
10 Nothing's As Good As You / 8/10
11 Sound Of Goodbye / 7/10
12 Hanging On A Star / 6/10
Don't show those to anybody else, I'll be unfairly branded as a LOON
I dont know what to do with my life any more *wanders aimlessly wearing scrubs*
OH MY GOD I STARTED CRYING 9 MINUTES IN AND JUST DIDNT STOP
I will give you my thoughts tonight when I watch it. I'm scared
OMG, the last scrubs tonight I cried lastn ight just watching a preview clip of Hooch in a straight jacket.
That ukelele bitch looks like a bug, her face is so odd
I LOVE DENISE, I see myself in her. You know the reason she dates fat men? That's the reason I date old ugly men.
What are you thinking of the new series of Scrubs? I'm liking it, it is nice that they have dropped the OTT SURREALISM for actual plotlines.
IF YOU DON'T COPY & PASTE THIS VISITOR MESSAGE ON TO THREE OTHER POSTERS, YOUR WASHING MACHINE WILL BREAK
"Dr. Cox, did you get my memo stating that residents should wear their lab coats at all times?"
"Yes I did. At first I just threw it away, but then I thought, that's not grand enough a gesture; so I made a model of you out of straw, put my lab coat on it - with your memo in the pocket - and invited the neighborhood kids to set fire to it and beat it with sticks."