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  • I guess I just didn't recognise you without your shoat on!
    Shoat
    Shoat
    The only thing you can depend on is penelope!

    *DIRTY TITTER*
    You're ALIVE?!

    I still refuse to believe you're only 35.
    Shoat
    Shoat
    Why aren't you President of the United Kingdom yet? I thought you planned for total power and public subservience before the age of 30?
    Penelope
    Penelope
    Darling, one simply has to build up a BIOGRAPHY first. I'm currently homeless living in a Salvation Army shelter *.*

    Beat THAT FOR BACKSTORY, BORIS
    Shoat
    Shoat
    I'm so old and confused, I can't actually tell if that's serious or not!

    But as far as backstory goes, you don't need to go to such extremes. You just need a bad haircut (because bedhead = unthreatening), be slightly comical (but avoiding all bananas and bacon sandwiches because they are never funny), and a willingness to break the law at your convenience!
    Only THIRTY?! What an OBVIOUS LIE

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY though you OLD MINCER :disco: May your WYCOMBE WC FISTING SESSIONS be LENGTHY
    As a middle aged homosexual ON THE VERGE OF DEATH I expect you to be THROWING YOURSELF IN with abandon
    The Last Supper was :disco: personified. I think she needs to expand outside of specifically Christian art, and I would particularly like to see her turn her hand to surrealism.
    Have you seen some of the memes? The one of the NEW AND IMPROVED jesus face on toast set me off in the middle of a quiet library. I exited in shame :(
    INDEED. And not really with the intent of coming over here full-time - I don't plan to use this place any more than I did before, but the place was becoming a right DRAIN on my time, the people were becoming INCREASINGLY awful, and frankly I felt a bit like my time had come so I may as well have left with a bang.
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