Any fucking advert in the middle of GOGGLEBOX that gets a PORTENTOUS ANNOUNCEMENT about being a PREMIERE
LET ME TELL YOU NOW: 'EVENT' ADVERTS ARE NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
Christmas makes me VERY ANGRY as well so perhaps I might like it
Perhaps she was FORCED TO RECORD IT at GUNPOINT à la PHIL SPECTOR by the RECORD COMPANY EXECS
Wash
Wash me CLEEEEAN
Mend my WOUNDED SEAMS
Cleanse my TARNISHED DREAMS
Oh I've always loved a bit of MISERY. People think I've been HORRIBLY DAMAGED somewhere along the line but in fact I'm just a NATURAL MISERABLIST