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Australia won't qualify

Look out for me on TV 😘

Thanks everyone for all these absolute pearls of wisdom. There are still return tix available for a few shows throughout the week, cheapest i Saw just now we're 2200 SEK

This is so wonderful!! I'll be there. You can't miss me, I'll be the tall botoxed twink singing a third above all the uptempo numbers xoxo

Incredible advice. Thank you. We are staying in Copenhagen but popping over the bridge for the events & will most likely play it by ear. Literally can't wait

Was feeling despondent, so... I booked tickets for 2 shows & flights to Malmö (from Australia) What are your Eurovision tips? Are the previews actually good?? I'm seeing the Monday evening SF1 preview, and the GF preview. Keeping an eye on resale tix for the actual GF! :D

Good day all Had second psychologist appointment yesterday and am now an expert in schema therapy However when I voice-messaged my mother on WhatsApp she thought i said chemotherapy and it all became more stressful than it needed to be

Bahhh this season is set up to be so good! I actually called immediately that Diane and Ross had the same cube-shape head and demonic shihtzu eyes

Hold on, no, Brian's a fruit loop. Claudia it is

Bunch of mingers this year But yeah Brian. Zack is a strong no 🤢

Budgies!! 'tis the season here in aus - a very reasonable 31° today

First, Gold Dust Last, Light Princess Cast Recording (does that count?)

*Said in panto voice* it's sadder than that, boys and girls! Morecambe. The Boots doesn't even stock urban decay

Omg those eyebrows 😍