Tuesday has a free day to clean the bidet

I‘ve had to pop on the little heater for the first time this morning :(
 
Estimated delivery 13.00-18.00 is it?

Well it’s 18.15 and a detailed status page says it left the Hong Kong facility at 15.15 so I don’t think it’s FUCKING LIKELY

I’ve had shitty cabin fever all day and there was no need to stay in at all
 
Yes, it is excreting fluid and hurts like a bitch, I need to wait for a phonecall from the doctor. I'd rather be seen and they look inside it tbh.
That doesn't sound pleasant :o

I've had a phone call from my doctor today about ongoing issues with my hands.

And a phone call from Rolys head office to catch up on how we are doing and prepare us for Christmas.

I've also made some eggy bread. It wasn't as good as my mum used to make :(
 
Relatable content. I learned that using Margarine is no good, has to be butter (or lard if possible, which it’s not for me)
Oh damn it I uses olive oil.

I also used fresh wholemeal bread and my mum always used stale white.

I've learnt from my awful mistakes :(
 
Oh damn it I uses olive oil.

I also used fresh wholemeal bread and my mum always used stale white.

I've learnt from my awful mistakes :(

I’ve never tried with olive oil! I might have tried with vegetable oil ages ago, it just seems a bit aneamic and crap
 
Relatable content. I learned that using Margarine is no good, has to be butter (or lard if possible, which it’s not for me)
As a general rule, I would say. It's chemical waste scraped off the floor but they don't mention that in the ingredients :)

In terms of bread, I'd rather eat it DRY than with marge. In fact I actively like dry bread anyway :disco:
 
I used to be scared of spiders but one can't really carry on like that if one lives on one's own. (I find saying "hello" and giving it a name helps.) Although one could I suppose call the police :disco:

I find daddy long legs much more irritating. The way they just hover around and sit on the wall for no good reason. Apparently the poor loves' eyesight is not so good and they can't see where the window is :(
 
I hate spiders but my real fear/enemy is ants. When there’s one, there’s 1000
 
I used to be scared of spiders but one can't really carry on like that if one lives on one's own. (I find saying "hello" and giving it a name helps.) Although one could I suppose call the police :disco:

I find daddy long legs much more irritating. The way they just hover around and sit on the wall for no good reason. Apparently the poor loves' eyesight is not so good and they can't see where the window is :(

I only have one insect policy

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I have of course recently had some mouse guests who I've kindly escorted to their certain deaths by fox or owl in the nearest park after catching them in a humane trap. I'm not scared of them (and they always look terrified in the trap) but the unexpected appearance always freaks me the fuck out and they always sound bigger than they are. Seeing one moving around inside a bin bag at 04:00 in the morning was just awful as I had no idea what it was. Dog? Cat? Rat? Elephant?
 
They do appear to have some horribly large insects and what not in Australia. @Marilyn to reveal horror stories please
 
Fortunately on the 13th floor I don’t have to deal with much in the way of wildlife, except the cockroaches on the ground floor when I take the rubbish out
 
They do appear to have some horribly large insects and what not in Australia. @Marilyn to reveal horror stories please

I have a very intense fear of spiders and was LITERALLY BITTEN by one when gathering towels for the wash last time I was staying at my mother's house :(

There is a much loved old tale of when a gigantic huntsman fell from the ceiling into my aunt's huge curly 80s hairdo. Imagine a spider the size of a man's hand trying to get out of Kylie's debut album cover hair hat
 
I never saw one ant in my flat then woke up one morning to find 200 had invaded my bathroom. After tackling then with the handheld hoover I was horrified to find most of them SURVIVED, and were crawling around inside. I then foolishly spent a week trying to repel them with NATURAL REMEDIES, before giving up and cracking out the POISON.
 
I have a very intense fear of spiders and was LITERALLY BITTEN by one when gathering towels for the wash last time I was staying at my mother's house :(

There is a much loved old tale of when a gigantic huntsman fell from the ceiling into my aunt's huge curly 80s hairdo. Imagine a spider the size of a man's hand trying to get out of Kylie's debut album cover hair hat
Huntsmen are absolutely terrifying :zombie:
 
There was also the time there was an actual POSSUM in my bedroom :shock: Now I love possums but not IN MY ROOM. The gay shrieking was unimaginable

These stories make it sound like I grew up in some sort of zoo but our house backed onto the bush and we just had to share our space with wild animals ok
 

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