Speaking to robots

I have a button on my laptop that says Talk To Cortana
Used to talk to Cortana a lot when she was first introduced on windows phones in order to help them make her better cause I think she was a beta release at the time and they were gathering information. She was a good robot. Other than that no.
 
Sometimes I ask Google to count to a million then I leave the room.

When the robots do eventually take the world, I will be high on the kill list.
 
I don’t think I’ve used Siri since about 2014.
 
I hate those robots you have to speak to on the phone.

The HMRC answering bint is an absolute nightmare. "I heard ....... is that correct?" or "Did you mean ......?". The best one is "Please tell me, in a few words, the reason for your call today" which means she picks one random word out of the sentence, gets it completely wrong and the whole debacle starts again. It's no wonder they get shouted out when you finally get a person on the other end, I know my blood pressure is through the roof after jumping through those hoops. I generally only ring them if I have a direct number nowadays or I'll ring the Agent dedicated line, pretend that the robot bint put me through to them incorrectly and ask them to transfer me to the department I need. Naughty but necessary.
 
Yes, there's a robot called Yandex reading the Moopyvision National Final Rate - Heat 1 thread right now.
 
My Alexa refuses to play Eartheater. It will only give me ‘Maneater’ or ‘Eartha Kitt.’ :argh:
 

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