It wasn’t an affair, it was a FINGER
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Switch the bitch.
I’m not going to be ignored, DAN.
It's raining dicks and ass ass…
Yeah I think sea creatures are quite camp.
Ketchup, Catsup? Ketchup… Catsup?
If you have TIME TO LISTEN to the hits of Sam Tina you have TIME TO LISTEN TO MOOPYVISION 00s
IIOWUVVVMASELFFFENUFFFUTDABOTHAFUSSSSS.
You don’t have to LIKE ME, I LUVVMYSELFFFORTHBOTHOFUSS.
COOL VIBES, why don’t you KILL ME?!?
Come back to me and take me riding
Let’s just get physical don’t wanna talk
HONESTY and INTEGRITY are my FAVOURITE ACCESSORIES…
Show me your TITS, and let’s make A HIT.
I’m trying to defend my FUCKING VAGINA.
She’s even got NEW TITS.
I always thought i might have had daddy issues. I just didn't know it would be with my dad.
I know that you’re liking my BEANS.
Lucille withdrew. He absent-mindedly wiped the full girth of his penis it but it was too late. Martha Skidd’s sticky brown residue was forever stained on his dick. When he awoke on his bed and his limp member was sticking out like a limp noodle with Martha’s fluid and juices dried on his dickhead, he was pissed. For a split second, he fantasized about slapping her face.
Be cool…
Just like Hackney’s bin men, I’m up early every day to take 300 loads.
I may live in a bin, but don’t try and trash my reputation.
Your love still brings me to my knees x
I’ve got no friends, I’ve got my knife!
Get ready for the...
PARADE
TACO, TAMALE, YEAH, THAT’S MY MOOD.
Welcome to Climpy’s, ANYWHERE YOU LIKE! -
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