ASFM: A Beryl-ation: The Final Act

[Berly]

I am doing no work today to get this all ready for you, so you better turn out Moopy!

There’s a lot to get through so we’ll be starting proceedings at 7:30pm.

 

[Berly]

01. Tilly and the Wall – Beat Control (Soviet Union) @BoysForSeles
02. The Sound of Arrows – Beautiful Life (Portugal) @Tisch
03. Piston Damp – Something In Me (Denmark-Norway) @Raining On Me
04. Hal Incandenza – Footprints On The Shore (The Pendulous Republic of Nork) @Penelope
05. Kano – Another Life (Indochine Francaise) @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
06. Saada Bonaire – You Could Be More As You Are (Azawad) @Beverley
07. Dagny – Bye Bye Baby (The Exiled Stasi State of Lucy’s Cavernous Anus) @Jark
08. Overcoats – The Fool (Other World Kingdom) @jyxz
09. Italove – Strangers In The Night (Pennsylvania Ballot Counting Center) @Suomi
10. Hailee Steinfeld – Back To Life [80s Remix] (Isle of Basics) @Devil
11. DJ Aron – One Life (Decapod 10) @Rhythmbarbican
12. Haakon Pederson – Nattens Drottning (Daddyhole Road) @Ill Advised
13. Lola Marsh – Echoes (Israel) @Win_the_game
14. Baby Queen – Want Me (Burkina Faso) @Rita
15. CocknBullKid – Yellow (Walford) @Nancy
16. Marta Sanchez – Brillar (Spain) @Iguana
17. Hogland ft. Wiktoria – Scars (Hogland Island) @Pingu
18. Be Charlotte – Back To Life (The River Clyde) @SDF
19. !!! – Freedom! ‘15 (Shagnasty Island) @Kate
20. Lamya – Splitting Atoms (Kenya) @Whatevar
21. Kaminski - Полюби меня (Russia) @OutSynk
22. The Shins – Heartworm Flipped (Albuquerque) @Ag
23. Therapie TAXI – Candide Crush (Fucking, Austria) @Soldi
24. MOTI ft. Nabiha – Turn Me Up (Mozambique) @Music
25. Amaranthe – Drop Dead Cynical (Suomi) @ButterTart
26. Duck Sauce – Mesmerise (Allegheny County) @funky
27. Janice – Hearts Will Bleed (Sweden) @Mugatu
28. Harper Finn – Dance Away These Days (Pacific Island Nation of Niue) @David_5000
29. Sakanaction - Shin Takarajima (Treasure Island) @Diddy
30. Shivum Sharma – Ride (India) @Beryl
31. Lights – Second Go (Nova Scotia) @straightorbroken
32. SAKIMA – Daddy (Fès-Boulemane) @ZenGiraffe

 

[Berly]

Full results, points and placings for all entries:

Spoiler

01. 500 points Kano - Another Life (Indochine Francaise)
02. 387 points Italove - Strangers In The Night (Pennsylvania Ballot Counting Center)
03. 367 points Amaranthe - Drop Dead Cynical (Suomi)
04. 365 points Sakanaction Shin - Takarajima (Treasure Island)
05. 313 points Janice - Hearts Will Bleed (Sweden)
06. 302 points Hal Incandenza ft. HNIN - Footprints on the Shore (Pendulous Republic of Nork)
07. 277 points Dagny - Bye Bye Baby (The Exiled Stasi State of Lucy's cavernous Anus)
08. 260 points MOTI ft Nabiha - Turn Me Up (Mozambique)
09. 249 points Haakon Pederson ft Elisabeth Berg - Nattens Drottning (Daddyhole Road)
10. 232 points DJ Aron - One Life (Decapod 10)
11. 224 points Duck Sauce - Mesmerise (Allegheny County)
12. 214 points Kaminski - Полюби меня (Russia)
13. 210 points Piston Damp - Something In Me (Denmark-Norway)
14. 209 points Lola Marsh - Echoes (Israel)
15. 207 points Harper Finn - Dance Away These Days (Pacific Island Nation of Niue)
16. 205 points The Sound of Arrows - Beautiful Life (Portugal)
17. 196 points Hailee Steinfeld - Back To Life [80s Remix] (Isle of Basics)
18. 191 points Marta Sanchez - Brillar (Spain)
19. 186 points Shivum Sharma - Ride (India)
20. 184 points Lamya - Splitting Atoms (Kenya)
21. 183 points The Shins - Heartworms Flipped (Albuqurque)
22. 182 points CocknBullKid - Yellow (Walford)
23. 152 points Hogland Ft. Wiktoria - Scars (Hogland Island)
24. 149 points Lights - Second Go (Nova Scotia)
25. 141 points Tilly and the Wall - Beat Control (Soviet Union)
26. 140 points Baby Queen - Want Me (Burkina Faso)
27. 131 points Be Charlotte - Back To Life (The River Clyde)
28. 111 points Overcoats - The Fool (Other World Kingdom)
29. 104 points !!! - Freedom! '15 (Shagnasty Island)
30. 101 points Saada Bonaire - You Could Be More As You Are (Azawad)
31. 89 points Therapie TAXI - Candide Crush (Fucking, Austria)
32. 84 points SAKIMA - Daddy (Fès-Boulemane)
33. -26 points Joker Bra & VIZE - Baby (Deutsche Demokratische Republik)
34. -30 points Erika de Casier - Little Bit (Uzbekistan)
35. -32 points The Mastersons - Closer To You (Cyprus)
36. -34 points 18+ - Forgiven (Orange County)
37. -36 points Hannah Diamond - Invisible (Norfolk)
38. -37 points Liz Phair - H.W.C (Democratic Siege of the Branch Davidians)
39. -39 points Russkaja- Energia (Golden Horde)
40. -42 points Why Don't We - Hooked (Kazakhstan)
41. -43 points King Princess - Pussy Is God (Genovia)
42. -51 points Jamie XX - Gosh (Xinjiang)

 

[Devil]

I'll try pop in! I have a zoom quiz but will attempt to multi-task

 

[GinAg (39)]

BEYOND EXCITED

 

[OutSynk]

I want to join but might turn very nasty again.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh God there's the jury stuff as well. See ya'll at 2am.

 

[Iguana]

I've got the poppers in for the 3am interval!

 

[Penelope]

I will be attendant in my furs.

 

[Kate]

Just putting the finishing touches on my Kano flag and costume

 

[Soldi]

@Rita

 

[GinAg (39)]

I'm already topless and wearing no underwear.

 

[Rita]

@Rita

YES, LOVE?

 

[Soldi]

YES, LOVE?

Just making sure you’re aware of the START TIME dear and also to make sure that you’re already on the WINE.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m disinfecting all my needles in preparation.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I’m disinfecting all my needles in preparation.

I'm dirtying some up

 

[Rita]

Just making sure you’re aware of the START TIME dear and also to make sure that you’re already on the WINE.

Don’t you worry sweetheart. I am WELL AWARE.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Mixing speed with detergent for that ultimate pre show rush. Will also be wearing a crown.

 

[Nancy]

LOOKING FOR MY TOURNIQUET

 

[Diddy]

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[GinAg (39)]

I am doing no work today to get this all ready for you, so you better turn out Moopy!

There’s a lot to get through so we’ll be starting proceedings at 7:30pm.

Cant believe we all finished last.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Hope no-one's drunk tonight, cos you gonna be squinting at that scoreboard.

 

[Nancy]

I WANT TO FINISH ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE OF THE BOARD

 

[Iguana]

Still appreciating the colour pallette

 

[Penelope]

Oh thank HEAVENS for the thrill and whimsy of Eurovision style results so we can see whether anyone got that all exciting 146 POINTS

 

[Suomi]

It’s my birthday tomorrow so hopefully when the clock strikes midnight I will be Charlotte Nilsson and not Charlotte Perrelli.

 

[OutSynk]

I WANT TO FINISH ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE OF THE BOARD

 

[Zu]

Poor @Nancy. Is that awful @OutSynk being sour again?

 

[Zu]

DID NAMCY SEND MORE FLINTSTONES PLS

 

[Penelope]

It’s my birthday tomorrow so hopefully when the clock strikes midnight I will be Charlotte Nilsson and not Charlotte Perrelli.

25 again is it

 

[Zu]

25 again is it

Have you not been invited to the party? We’re ALL GOING. Maybe you shouldn’t have done that VAGINA SURPRISE routine at his 42nd

 

[Penelope]

Have you not been invited to the party? We’re ALL GOING. Maybe you shouldn’t have done that VAGINA SURPRISE routine at his 42nd

Once again - the surprise was that it WASN'T a vagina

 

[jivafox]

Can’t wait to see how the Jury fucks things up.

 

[OutSynk]

Poor @Nancy. Is that awful @OutSynk being sour again?

Spoiler

 

[GinAg (39)]

At least two "queens" have declared they hated every song this time. And I don't even recall RS doing so.

 

[Beverley]

At least two "queens" have declared they hated every song this time. And I don't even recall RS doing so.

Who?

I thought it was the strongest one I've participated in

 

[GinAg (39)]

Who?

I thought it was the strongest one I've participated in

Outsynk and Whatevar.

 

[Soldi]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Whatevar listened to a complete set of different songs.

 

[Iguana]

Outsynk and Whatevar.

To be fair, I think they've both said they like their own song.

 

[Diddy]

OutSynk always says that doesn’t he?