ASFM: Diddyvision - FINAL RESULTS

[Diddy]

ようこそ、ムーピーの皆様



Are you ready for the results? Starting from 12.00 GMT, I'll be countdown down your votes to decide who will be the winner of ASFM: Diddyvision, and your first crowned winner of 2021. Place your bets now!

We will also find out who gets the inaugural sash of Moop Congeniality, for services to fun 4 Moopy.

My spreadsheets have been lubed up and seem to be in working order, so sit back and relax (no please, relax, I can't take you lot) and let the fireworks begin!

最後まで、よろしくお願い致します！

Spoiler: final results

1. [240 pts] RJN (Southern Rhodesia: Marcia Hines - Your Love Still Brings Me To My Knees)

2. [239 pts] Pingu (Salford: Nova Miller - Mi Amor)
3. [216 pts] jyxz (Sápmi: Ane Brun - Take Hold Of Me)
4. [205 pts] jivafox (The Other Side: Koo De Tah - Too Young For Promises)
5. [196 pts] ButterTart (Babar's Kingdom: Smith & Thell - Goliath)
6. [195 pts] Ill Advised (Montserrat: Leon Else - City don’t care)
7. [192 pts] Superstylin' (New Zealand: October - 1000 Eyes)
8. [170 pts] Rhythmbarbican (Undersea Octopus Kingdom of the Pacific Ocean: MUNA - I Know A Place)
9. [158 pts] COB (Kazakhstan: КешYou - Келшi жаныма)
10. [157 pts] ZenGiraffe (Matoya's Cave: NS Yoon-G - Reason to Become a Witch)

11. [156 pts] HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid (Assyrian Empire: Monogem - The Glow)
12. [154 pts] ZZ (Aubergine Republic: Monsieur Minimal - Release me)
13. [145 pts] Suomi (Pangea: Anggun - What We Remember)
14. [140 pts] Suedey (New Babylonia: Despina Vandi - Gia)
15. [137 pts] David 5000 (Zheleznogorsk: Lizette Lizette - Easy Street)
16. [131 pts] SDF (Redford Prison: Romy - Lifetime)
17. [130 pts] win_the_game (North Caucasian Emirate: Malfa - So Long)
18. [127 pts] RaspberrySwirl (Canaan: Bostro Pesopeo - Orias)
19. [125 pts] Tisch (Cinnabar Island: KAYE - Little Poison)
20. [120 pts] Nancy (Honolulu: Adara x Estiva - Open Eyes)

21. [118 pts] Raining On Me (Wales: Ani Glass - Ynys Araul)
22. [114 pts] funky (Lego Treasure Island: Kiddy Smile - Let a bitch know)
23. [107 pts] Iguana (Gold Coast: Amy Shark - All Loved Up)
24. [103 pts] OutSynk (Moldova: Dan Balan feat. Tany Vander & Brasco - Lendo Calendo)
25. [101 pts] Ag (Legoland: Nicole Saboune - Win This Life)
26. [98 pts] Rita (Malta: Illyus & Barrientos with Laura Davie - Disco Hearts)
27. [77 pts] Beverley (United Korea: 2NE1 - I Am The Best)
28. [70 pts] Diddy (Shibuya Ward: Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Sai & Co)
29. [68 pts] Soldi (Flanders: Hooverphonic - Mad About You)
30. [61 pts] dmlaw (Quebec: Islands - Creeper)

31. [59 pts] Music (Jersey: Dumblonde - Dreamsicle)
32. [56 pts] straightorbroken (Chicago: Catherine - Four Leaf Clover)
33. [48 pts] BoysForSeles (Philippines: Emm Gryner - Beautiful Things)
34. [45 pts] Indie (Arstotzka: Sonic Boom Six - Virus)
35. [42 pts] dUb (Friesland: Vulfpeck - Back Pocket)
36. [40 pts] Kate (Plague Island: FEMME - Fever Boy)
37. [40 pts] Lucille (Shizuoka Prefecture: Yasuaki Shimizu - Tamare-Tamare)
38. [39 pts] Phoenix (Latveria: Marin Mazzie & Molly Ranson - And Eve Was Weak)
39. [38 pts] Sally Thomsett (CLUN: Who Cares? - Doctor In Distress)
40. [23 pts] Beryl (Senec Municipality: Squirrel Flower - So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings)

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS:

1) It has been brought to my attention that CLUN's entry was mislabelled by me. The correct artist is "Who Cares?", not "Doctor Who". Apologies and Blessings to @Sally Thomsett

2) I will delete the Group 1 & 2 Youtube & Spotify playlists soon because it's cluttering up my shit, but the full playlist on Youtube and Spotify will remain, just so you know!

As before, if you want in-flight entertaintment, feel free to have a simul-listen to this bizarre, funky, tacky, sentimental Japanese Citypop broadcast

 

[Diddy]

For your reference, here are all 40 of our entries, whose identities were revealed last night

Indie // Arstotzka: Sonic Boom Six - Virus
Suomi // Pangea: Anggun - What We Remember
OutSynk // Moldova: Dan Balan feat. Tany Vander & Brasco - Lendo Calendo
Lucille // Shizuoka Prefecture: Yasuaki Shimizu - Tamare-Tamare
Tisch // Cinnabar Island: KAYE - Little Poison
Kate // Plague Island: FEMME - Fever Boy
Rita // Malta: Illyus & Barrientos with Laura Davie - Disco Hearts
jyxz // Sápmi: Ane Brun - Take Hold Of Me
ZZ // Aubergine Republic: Monsieur Minimal - Release me
Nancy // Honolulu: Adara x Estiva - Open Eyes
Ill Advised // Montserrat: Leon Else - City don’t care
Soldi // Flanders: Hooverphonic - Mad About You
Beverley // United Korea: 2NE1 - I Am The Best
BoysForSeles // Philippines: Emm Gryner - Beautiful Things
Diddy // Shibuya Ward: Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Sai & Co
Music // Jersey: Dumblonde - Dreamsicle
dmlaw // Quebec: Islands - Creeper
Phoenix // Latveria: Marin Mazzie & Molly Ranson - And Eve Was Weak
Sally Thomsett // CLUN: Who Cares? - Doctor In Distress
jivafox // The Other Side: Koo De Tah - Too Young For Promises
Pingu // Salford: Nova Miller - Mi Amor
HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid // Assyrian Empire: Monogem - The Glow
Superstylin' // New Zealand: October - 1000 Eyes
David 5000 // Zheleznogorsk: Lizette Lizette - Easy Street
Iguana // Gold Coast: Amy Shark - All Loved Up
Suedey // New Babylonia: Despina Vandi - Gia
Beryl // Senec Municipality: Squirrel Flower - So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings
straightorbroken // Chicago: Catherine - Four Leaf Clover
ZenGiraffe // Matoya's Cave: NS Yoon-G - Reason to Become a Witch
Raining On Me // Wales: Ani Glass - Ynys Araul
SDF // Redford Prison: Romy - Lifetime
RJN // Southern Rhodesia: Marcia Hines - Your Love Still Brings Me To My Knees
RaspberrySwirl // Canaan: Bostro Pesopeo - Orias
Ag // Legoland: Nicole Saboune - Win This Life
win_the_game // North Caucasian Emirate: Malfa - So Long
ButterTart // Babar's Kingdom: Smith & Thell - Goliath
dUb // Friesland: Vulfpeck - Back Pocket
Rhythmbarbican // Undersea Octopus Kingdom of the Pacific Ocean: MUNA - I Know A Place
funky // Lego Treasure Island: Kiddy Smile - Let a bitch know
COB // Kazakhstan: КешYou - Келшi жаныма

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

I hope @Rita is awake and a bottle or two deep.

 

[dzjermlaw]

I see the start time has slipped forwards by an hour. Panicking about how long it might take, are we?

 

[Diddy]

I see the start time has slipped forwards by an hour. Panicking about how long it might take, are we?

What? It's always been noon!

 

[COB]

I got confused earlier over whether HIGH NOON was different to NOON, but we checked and it's not. Phew!

 

[Diddy]

I got confused earlier over whether HIGH NOON was different to NOON, but we checked and it's not. Phew!

It's like cowboy talk, innit

not like a Baker's Dozen

Can we say Baker's Noon to mean 1pm?

 

[jivafox]

 

[Ill Advised]

I’m predicting a low top 20 position for myself

 

[RS]

I see the start time has slipped forwards by an hour. Panicking about how long it might take, are we?

I also thought it was an hour later, now I will have to attend the show from the gym. Leg day hardly needed more distractions.

 

[COB]

It's like cowboy talk, innit

not like a Baker's Dozen

Can we say Baker's Noon to mean 1pm?

I've always been partial to a Baker's Bundle, which is a crude nonspecific euphemism I just made up

 

[Diddy]

I've been saying 12 since the start and regularly

I'm not sure how long it will take, but I'd rather finish it at midnight than 1am

 

[Diddy]

I've always been partial to a a Baker's Bundle, which is a crude nonspecific euphemism I just made up

Does it require a DOUGH HOOK?

 

[RS]

I've been saying 12 since the start and regularly

I'm not sure how long it will take, but I'd rather finish it at midnight than 1am

It just doesn’t matter, we will always find something to complain about.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

You better do me right Moopy.

 

[Diddy]

I just spent about 30 minutes hurriedly adding something to my results that I'm sure people won't think twice about SILLY DIDDY

 

[COB]

Do we have an appearance from The Head or any pals to kick things off today?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Good luck Diddy and DO FUCK IT UP.

Because honestly it's no fun otherwise.

 

[TiShh]

What order are you revealing the results in this time Dids?

 

[Ig Komme]

@Diddy has been a really great host. No matter what happens in the next 13 hours of results, it's a job well done.

 

[COB]

Yes, wonderful job so far @Diddy!

 

[Diddy]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS:

1) It has been brought to my attention that CLUN's entry was mislabelled by me. The correct artist is "Who Cares?", not "Doctor Who". Apologies and Blessings to @Sally Thomsett

2) I will delete the Group 1 & 2 Youtube & Spotify playlists soon because it's cluttering up my shit, but the full playlist on Youtube and Spotify will remain, just so you know!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I'm here and the city pop channel is on. I look forward to the brief chats between just me, @Diddy and @Lucille about whatever nonsense they've played

 

[Ig Komme]

The correct artist is "Who Cares?", not "Doctor Who".

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

I'm here and the city pop channel is on. I look forward to the brief chats between just me, @Diddy and @Lucille about whatever nonsense they've played

Worth it for the ARTWORKS alone

 

[RS]

I hope we get a new winner today, because I can’t stand the thought of falling even further behind in the charts.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Worth it for the ARTWORKS alone

Such LOVELY DIGITS

 

[Diddy]

Do we have an appearance from The Head or any pals to kick things off today?

I had considered it, but you'll have to deal with ME instead

After The Head's anticlimactic reveal, I thought better of it

 

[RS]

I'm here and the city pop channel is on. I look forward to the brief chats between just me, @Diddy and @Lucille about whatever nonsense they've played

Do that in a separate topic. We hardly need more confusion!

 

[Diddy]

What order are you revealing the results in this time Dids?

In an order OF MY CHOOSING

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Omg the Kimiko artwork is so META!

 

[RJN]

I'm here as I've done the very normal thing of setting an alarm for 6:45 on a Sunday for an online song contest

 

[TiShh]

I had considered it, but you'll have to deal with ME instead

After The Head's anticlimactic reveal, I thought better of it

Still loving the 2 minute countdown to the 10 second video my highlight of the year!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

One very excited Witch!

 

[Ig Komme]

I'm here and the city pop channel is on. I look forward to the brief chats between just me, @Diddy and @Lucille about whatever nonsense they've played

This is going to add an extra 2 hours on isn't it?

 

[Ig Komme]

I'm here as I've done the very normal thing of setting an alarm for 6:45 on a Sunday for an online song contest

I'm glad the key workers have their priorities right

 

[Diddy]

Oh fuck it's now isn't it?

SHALL WE?

 

[Diddy]

I'm here as I've done the very normal thing of setting an alarm for 6:45 on a Sunday for an online song contest

OMG <3

 

[Ill Advised]

Yes!!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Ready for this!