ASFM: dmlawdifestivalen: Forgotten Hits - SUBMISSIONS CLOSED

[RJN]

Entered!

 

[ButterTart]

Entered!

Stop bragging and send @dmlaw your song.

 

[Alex]

Stop bragging and send @dmlaw your song.

That's still illegal in UK. Should we cancel him ?

 

[ButterTart]

That's still illegal in UK. Should we cancel him ?

I think we should wait to see if he gives our songs points. If he doesn't, we cancel.

 

[RJN]

What's illegal?

 

[Alex]

I think we should wait to see if he gives our songs points. If he doesn't, we cancel.

Ooh yes why cancel if there is something in it for us

 

[Alex]

What's illegal?

Sex with somebody not in your BUBBLE.

NO ENTRY

 

[RJN]

Sex with somebody not in your BUBBLE.

NO ENTRY

Good thing @dmlaw is in my bubble

 

[Alex]

Good thing @dmlaw is in my bubble

Ooh has been a while since the last Moopy couple. We need all the goss NOW

 

[RJN]

It would be a very surprising turn of events but I'm not saying no

 

[Alex]

GOSS NOT GOD. Bloody autocorrect

 

[dmlaw]

Once I have received your songs, there is very little else that I need from you, at least until voting time.

I may be willing to consider sex to secure late contestants.

*Soldi hurriedly decides to take part after all*

 

[ButterTart]

It would be a very surprising turn of events but I'm not saying no

Slutting it up with with the host in exchange for a favourable spot in the running order? Shameful.

By the way @dmlaw did you get those candid snaps I sent of my cousin Kaitlyn-Jayde? That isn't a watermark, in case you were wondering; she's actually got the word 'Shutterstock' tattooed across her torso.

 

[ButterTart]

there is very little else that I need from you, at least until voting time.

Jesus, this is bringing back painful memories of Andrea Leadsom's pillow talk.

 

[Raining on Me]

I have submitted and went with my heart

*awaits this-has-been-done-already rejection letter*

 

[Iguana]

Add a bird to a poster's name - GO!

CondorCool

Does @funky pigeon count?

 

[ButterTart]

Does @funky pigeon count?

Yes it does, as long as Penguana counts as well.

Also KingTischer.

 

[Iguana]

Mel-lard
RJ-wren
Kate tit
The Sexual Goose

 

[Alex]

MAgpie

 

[ButterTart]

Mel-lard
RJ-wren
Kate tit
The Sexual Goose

Kate could just be Kite.

Puffindie

 

[Iguana]

Kate could just be Kite.

Sorry, I forgot how you hated any mention of Kate's tit

 

[Alex]

RCoBin

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry, I forgot how you hated any mention of Kate's tit

I just get jealous when other people mention it.

 

[Funky]

I have ENTERED

I have also SUBMITTED A SONG

 

[dmlaw]

CLOSED. 41 entries in total.

Stay tuned for your spectacular bird gala. Monday at 8pm.

 

[GinAg (39)]

41!

Reports of the death of ASFM are very premature!

 

[Rita]

What is the itinerary please?

 

[dmlaw]

What is the itinerary please?

Bird gala Monday. Semi final 1 on Tuesday and Semi Final 2 on Thursday. Voting open until 5 May followed by poster reveal on 6th, second chance gala on 7th and results on 8th.

All events start at 8pm, except the results, which will probably be an all day job.

 

[ButterTart]

Bird gala Monday. Semi final 1 on Tuesday and Semi Final 2 on Thursday. Voting open until 5 May followed by poster reveal on 6th, second chance gala on 7th and results on 8th.

All events start at 8pm, except the results, which will probably be an all day job.

So many galas.

I won’t pretend I’ve not been researching birds for pun purposes come Monday.

 

[Suomi]

So many galas.

I won’t pretend I’ve not been researching birds for pun purposes come Monday.

Toucan play that game.

 

[ButterTart]

Toucan play that game.

Don’t come swanning in here with your puns, mister.

 

[GinAg (39)]

These jokes are FOWL.

You all need to flaminGO away and have BIRD with yourselves you bunch of BUSTARDS.

 

[ButterTart]

These jokes are FOWL.

You all need to flaminGO away and have BIRD with yourselves you bunch of BUSTARDS.

Well this thread just took a nasty tern.

 

[ButterTart]

Where’s that @Lucille he’s no stranger to a cockatoo.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Don't be pidgeon other people's puns @ButterTart

 

[ButterTart]

Just realised I'll miss the poster reveal on 6th May because I'm a poll clerk for the local elections.

 

[dmlaw]

Just realised I'll miss the poster reveal on 6th May because I'm a poll clerk for the local elections.

Can't you just fill in all of the ballot papers with 'Not The Tory' ahead of time and then knock off early.

 

[ButterTart]

Can't you just fill in all of the ballot papers with 'Not The Tory' ahead of time and then knock off early.

I did that last time and, to cut a long story short, our local council is now predominantly Basque separatists.