ASFM Iguanavision II - VOTING CLOSED! 🦎👑

[ButterTart]

Oh yeah this is closed.

I'm not sure about results yet, maybe I'll do the gala tomorrow and results on Tuesday!

Not being funny but my brother has passed out and I can’t get in to our hotel room so if you could do this now it would help alleviate my boredom.

 

[Iguana]

Not being funny but my brother has passed out and I can’t get in to our hotel room so if you could do this now it would help alleviate my boredom.

Oh no! Have you tried knocking very loud??

 

[ButterTart]

Oh no! Have you tried knocking very loud??

Yes! And because the room was booked under my brother’s name they won’t give me a spare key.

 

[Iguana]

Yes! And because the room was booked under my brother’s name they won’t give me a spare key.

Oh no! Can you book another room for the night? How are you so calm about this?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh no! Can you book another room for the night? How are you so calm about this?

Because I’m very drunk. I can’t even go back up in the lift because it’s card operated

 

[Iguana]

Because I’m very drunk. I can’t even go back up in the lift because it’s card operated

Oh ffs

 

[ButterTart]

Oh ffs

I mean, he had 8 cocktails followed by another 6 gin and tonics so I probably should have expected this. He’d left his card in the room so he borrowed mine to get back in, which is the most galling thing

 

[Iguana]

I mean, he had 8 cocktails followed by another 6 gin and tonics so I probably should have expected this. He’d left his card in the room so he borrowed mine to get back in, which is the most galling thing

I think the only option left is to call @RJN to get him to pick you up!

 

[ButterTart]

@RJN i will treat you to a Butterfinger (both the chocolate bar and the personal favour)

 

[RJN]

I think the only option left is to call @RJN to get him to pick you up!

I’m on my way

 

[RJN]

@RJN i will treat you to a Butterfinger (both the chocolate bar and the personal favour)

Actually no now

 

[straightorbroken]

Because I’m very drunk. I can’t even go back up in the lift because it’s card operated

Put that Father Ted chat with a certain bar tender you were lucky to know 3 hours ago to good use and start with the "g'wan....."

 

[Suomi]

21. Queen of Sheba - Havana Brown - Warrior
Tatty and cheap, and not in the good way, this is just lazy songwriting. I mean who does she think she is, the Queen of Sheba?

22. Countess Géraldine Margit Virginia Olga Mária Apponyi de Nagy-Appony, Queen of the Albanians - Queenadreena - Cold Fish
This reminds me of songs that were on the official Buffy soundtrack. Used to play that CD on a loop

23. Queenie - Gabriels - One and Only
Very ‘radio 2, Brit-award winning’ and never seen again.

24. Ina Garten - Kiwi & Tess - Give Your Heart
As SAW-sequel fodder goes, this is quite good

25. Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan - Lorella Cuccarini - La notte vola
This one is really good, it reminds of all of HerSerene’s entries boiled into one song except with a capable vocal. Hope it flops!

26. 50ft Queenie - Dum Dum Girls - Bedroom Eyes
Her mum took her to violin lessons only for her to grow up and come up with this?

27. Emma Frost - Halflives - Victim
I enjoyed this, anything melodramatic is right up my street.

28. Empress Shōken - La Roux - Damaged Goods (Wuh Oh Remix)
Love a good torch ballad. I am weeping

29. Legendtina - Kikka - Mä Haluun Viihdyttää
This is no offence but this was probably my least favourite overall. All that effort and not a single enjoyable hook. Sorry Kikka. Sorry @Ill Advised

30. Ellen Ripley - Bokka - A Spell
Glorious!

 

[Suomi]

Oh god I have to finish but now I know who sent them.

 

[Iguana]

Oh god I have to finish but now I know who sent them.

That's quite the pickle!

 

[Apoca]

Oh god I have to finish but now I know who sent them.

 

[OutSynk]

Oh god I have to finish but now I know who sent them.

 

[Diddy]

Oh god I have to finish but now I know who sent them.

Just do it!