Austin Mahone Wank Bank Toilet

[OutSynk]

He finally decided to give the gays everything they want (in addition to the Instagram thirst traps) and went back to 90s boyband pop with this latest track.

 

[Pipo]

omg i'm ready

 

[OutSynk]

@Pipo you can now die happy:
http://www.justjaredjr.com/2019/02/...ss-photo-shoot-inspired-by-vintage-teen-mags/

 

[Pipo]

I WAS GONNA POST ABOUT THIS

 

[Pipo]

that scrawny Frankstein look alike Shawn MEndes and the other NOBODY who still looks hot but nobody is checking for him anyway, CAN FUCK OFF with their lame TAME beige Calvin Klein photo shoots

 

[OutSynk]

Let's hope he's going to slut it up in the music video as well.


@Diddy get in here.

 

[OutSynk]

@Pipo u ready hun

 

[Pipo]

who cares bout the music
give me tits

 

[OutSynk]

About time

 

[Jark]

the comments don't fill me with hope that this isn't just a way to hype some awful new song though...

"Im curious what y'all are trying to see from me though, so comment some ideas for me!"

well what do you THINK, Austin? we want to see your BIG THROBBING COCK, how about THAT

 

[Jark]

ah, he's asking if we want to hear an UNRELEASED SONG. no. release some fucking SEMEN.

 

[POP!]

Yeah not here for this awful trend.

 

[OutSynk]

Why would anyone pay for it? Surely anything he posts will end up in Famous Males or a fansite or sth.

 

[Pipo]

I CANNOT believe there are people GENUINELY thirsting over that awful excuse of a human Justin Bieber yet this handsome and BEAUTIFUL man just goes unnoticed.

We should all know better but he just does so much for me. MARRy ME AUSTIN!!1112omgg

 

[OutSynk]

His hole is the most requested thing and there is "definitely a chance" we might see him with his underwear off.

 

[Jark]

he is so completely void of any charisma it's actively unsexy

he definitely doesn't intend to show ANYTHING. FLUSH!

 

[OutSynk]

he is so completely void of any charisma it's actively unsexy

But you still want to see his PEEN.

 

[Jark]

TRUE! TOUCHÉ

 

[lolly]

I want to see EVERYONE'S peen

 

[Alex]

I want to see EVERYONE'S peen

Lolly rates Moopy members cocks COMING SOON

 

[lolly]

Lolly rates Moopy members cocks COMING SOON

Inbox open

MAKE IT HAPPEN

 

[Lucille]

WHEN YOU WANK IN THE SHOWER AND YOUR CUM BECOMES SUPER VISCOUS AND YOU CAN’T SHAKE IT OFF YOUR FINGER THEN WHEN YOU FINALLY DO IT GETS STUCK IN THE DRAIN AND YOU HAVE TO NUDGE IT DOWN WITH YOUR TOE

 

[Lucille]

WRONG TOPIC

 

[Pipo]

Austin is so pretty omg

 

[OutSynk]

This thread finally getting some traction after it got REBRANDED.

 

[Pipo]

of course he's going to be a personality void, he's a "child" star that grew up in a less "different" environment than his peers plus he turned out to be straight and shy (the worst kind). He gives off this DUDE BRO vibes so it's perfectly normal or am I wrong?

 

[HeLikedTurner]

What is an Austin Mahone?

 

[OutSynk]

What is an Austin Mahone?

Sex

 

[Pipo]

@OutSynk get your ass here now, is this you?

 

[Jark]

he is so desperate and rubbish

 

[OutSynk]

Is that used underwear conversation for real? It’s a bit sad if so but I’m still bopping to all of this (except the music).

 

[Gangsta Nancy Lam]

Quite depressing.

Austin Mahone Crywank Bank

 

[OutSynk]

As if I’d pay $300 for boxers. Briefs however...

 

[OutSynk]

Austin shows coin slot.

 

[Pipo]

:emoji_heart_eyes::emoji_heart_eyes:

Outsynk are you actually following this account?

 

[OutSynk]

Of course.:emoji_relieved:

 

[Jark]

oh just GET ON WITH IT you USELESS NOBODY

 

[Pipo]

I bet it's a flat arse though. BUT WHO CARES

 

[OutSynk]

oh just GET ON WITH IT you USELESS NOBODY

So close, yet so far.

 

[Jark]

world to Austin: don't be scared, sit on a dick :emoji_wink: