Brexit CUNTS and QOLS

Is our Chuk the first person to be nominated in both categories?
 
If we're throwing all objectivity out of the window (what has Chuka Umunna even done in the Brexit process?! I agree he's a cunt, but for many other reasons) then I might as well nominate Corbyn for QOL. If it wasn't for the 2017 election result then we'd already have left by now.
 
Oh come on, he's about 3 ft 6, he'd be grossly disproportionate. If his claim was valid, think of how often he's taken a sudden erection during one of Our Tommeh's speeches - the cunt would have fainted more often than Quentin Crisp on ether.

Well how am I supposed to know these things? I’m not a SCIENTIST!

Anyway he has a very STURDY BACK :oi:
 
Oh come on, he's about 3 ft 6

:D Imagine being even smaller than Miss Paige! (For lazy readers who don’t wish to go back more than one post, this is in relation to Moopy sex favourite Mark Francois.) But does that make him a midget? :shock:
 

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