Britney Spears Survivor - Free Britney Edition ***TOP 5 TACTICAL SHOWDOWN***

[Pipo]

oh I didn't think he would actually go ahead with it.

Sorry guys my tits are a no-show!

 

[Soldi]

Pipo get your tits out x

DC I’ve booked the tickets x

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I do worry if the current rate of nudity is unsustainable if we want Gimme More to win.

 

[Zu]

I can’t believe the cruelty of anyone voting against that nice man who went down to the bottom of the ocean to get the QVC diamonique necklace OR WHATEVER IT WAS for Britney, even if she was an ungrateful cunt about the whole thing

He could have DIED

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I can’t believe the cruelty of anyone voting against that nice man who went down to the bottom of the ocean to get the QVC diamonique necklace OR WHATEVER IT WAS for Britney, even if she was an ungrateful cunt about the whole thing

He could have DIED

I think it was Jed trying to shag his brother Ward that ruined it for me.

 

[Zu]

oh I didn't think he would actually go ahead with it.

Sorry guys my tits are a no-show!

At least someone appreciates the DIGNITY OF A BRA

 

[Saltwater]

I can’t believe the cruelty of anyone voting against that nice man who went down to the bottom of the ocean to get the QVC diamonique necklace OR WHATEVER IT WAS for Britney, even if she was an ungrateful cunt about the whole thing

He could have DIED

This is an argument worth changing my vote for. Question is to what.

 

[Pipo]

Pipo get your tits out x

DC I’ve booked the tickets x

Save Gimme More sweatys xx

 

[Pipo]

wait, I thought ZenGiraffe was Zu reincarnated?

 

[OutSynk]

@ButterTart changed his vote to Oops.

 

[OutSynk]

@Queen of the Bay wyd

 

[Pipo]

@ButterTart changed his vote to Oops.

does that mean I've exposed my BOSSOM for nothing?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

wait, I thought ZenGiraffe was Zu reincarnated?

 

[Saltwater]

wyd

Zu got me sentimental about the poor guy who went down and got it for Britney despite that ohhh he shouldn't have.

 

[Zu]

wait, I thought ZenGiraffe was Zu reincarnated?

Obviously I don’t make it easy for anyone with my constant comings and goings but I’m definitely not ZG and also I’ve not been up @COB

I mean I have asked for SHARESIES and DOUBLE DIBS but have received some very spiteful replies and HOOF THREATS

 

[COB]

The hoof threats are definitely the worst bit, somebody send help

 

[Zu]

The hoof threats are definitely the worst bit, somebody send help

Babes I’ve raised a safeguarding alert. It’s not nice when you’re tucking into Tangy Toms of a Tuesday and it all turns TRAMPLY

 

[Alex]

Wow I wish all survivors were like this

 

[OutSynk]

Zu got me sentimental about the poor guy who went down and got it for Britney despite that ohhh he shouldn't have.

I’m sure he was JUST FINE. You can vote Toxic in the next round where it ACTUALLY MATTERS.

 

[Zu]

I’m sure he was JUST FINE.

Misleading LIES AND FICTIONS. He instantly died of a broken heart the following day when Britney dumped him by fax after discovering the gems were from ELIZABETH DUKE

 

[Iguana]

Wow I wish all survivors were like this

@cwej's Chromatica survivor found crying in the corner

 

[D5K]

I'm getting anxious about this twist; what if we're not online at the right moment?

 

[Zu]

Wow I wish all survivors were like this

Oh God it's like being at a mental health drop-in (and I hasten to add that I've never been to one - just social situations which have been similar) with everyone trying to outdo everyone else on the UNMANAGEABLY DEMENTED front

 

[Zu]

Including me, obviously

 

[Iguana]

I'm getting anxious about this twist; what if we're not online at the right moment?

And @POP! is on America time. We're all going to have to stay up until 4am just in case.

 

[Zu]

I'm getting anxious about this twist; what if we're not online at the right moment?

The competition will be ruined and you'll be horse whipped in public

 

[Alex]

Including me, obviously

Do you get your TITS out for these social engagements though?

 

[Saltwater]

Misleading LIES AND FICTIONS. He instantly died of a broken heart the following day when Britney dumped him by fax after discovering the gems were from ELIZABETH DUKE

Oh well then I suppose he won't mind.

 

[Iguana]

@Zu 2 has TRANSCENDED the need for tits.

 

[Zu]

Do you get your TITS out for these social engagements though?

I do not. I do have some dignity so only ever present my gash

 

[Iguana]

This is basically the daily thread now

 

[RJN]

And @POP! is on America time. We're all going to have to stay up until 4am just in case.

Or he could just learn to PRIORITIZE this over everything else in his life like some other unnamed Americans

 

[Iguana]

Or he could just learn to PRIORITIZE this over everything else in his life like some other unnamed Americans

I know. Can't believe Biden voted Gimme More.

 

[RJN]

I’ve tried to read this thread and I have very little comprehension of what I’ve read

 

[Pipo]

Depending on POP!'s dreaded TWIST I wonder if I show @Dark Carnival will FOLLOW SUIT?

 

[Zu]

@Zu 2 has TRANSCENDED the need for tits.

Yes, I just launch into unplanned alliteration instead

 

[RJN]

I know. Can't believe Biden voted Gimme More.

Biden will get his tits out for people to change their vote to Oops

 

[RJN]

Kamala will release nudes in exchange for votes for Toxic

 

[Zu]

I’ve tried to read this thread and I have very little comprehension of what I’ve read

Oh God it's like the GEMMA COLLINS INCIDENT all over again

 

[Soldi]

Depending on POP!'s dreaded TWIST I wonder if I show @Dark Carnival will FOLLOW SUIT?

What song do I vote for in order for this to happen?