ButterTart's Proper Trampy Prince Pip Memorial Trance Night! TONIGHT @ 8:40pm!

[ButterTart]

Well, after months of edging it's finally happening... my celebration of the great and good from the world of rancid trance. You'll be getting some commercial classics, a smidgen of Europop (although not much as @wurst already cornered that market with his splendid gala), as well as some new favourites and all time legends.

Get ready for:
Ultrabeat!

Music videos with bobsy women in ill-fitting uniforms!

Sash!

Sticky Dancefloors!

Overpriced Bacardi Breezers!

Ultrabeat!

So drop in, cop off, and enjoy a complimentary fist fight with a coked-up bouncer on your way out. See you there!

 

[Jark]

"enjoy a complementary fist" is not a sentence I want to find on Moopy, although it is pleasing to see @ButterTart adapting

 

[ButterTart]

"enjoy a complementary fist" is not a sentence I want to find on Moopy, although it is pleasing to see @ButterTart adapting

Thanks for pointing this out, that sentence should have read as follows:

"enjoy a complimentary fist with a coked-up Lucille, then fight a bouncer on your way out"

 

[COB]

I'm READY

 

[ButterTart]

I'm READY

Classy and demure, I'll tell the door staff to only charge you half.

Everyone else, you must look at least this much like the lesbian one from Eastenders to get free entry:

 

[Iguana]

READY!

 

[GinAg (39)]

I can't imagine I won't be here for this, unless I get too wasted in the pre sesh and end up in a canal.

 

[Funky]

I promise not to join this, trust me, you don’t want me anywhere near this when it starts

ENJOY EVERYONE

 

[ButterTart]

I promise not to join this, trust me, you don’t want me anywhere near this when it starts

ENJOY EVERYONE

 

[ButterTart]

Just hope none of these songs are people’s planned entries for dmlawfestivalen di soldi

 

[ButterTart]

This is TOMORROW!

 

[ButterTart]

Tonight!

Finally, you'll understand why my Spotify version of this playlist is named 'Swampdonkey Chavtrance'.

 

[ButterTart]

I think there are FIVE songs in here that are carried over from Dance Rate. Three of them are fundamental to any chavdance playlist, and the others never got past the semis so they're basically AS NEW.

 

[dmlaw]

I will need information on the likelihood of getting to finger a slag behind the bins at the conclusion of this fine event.

 

[ButterTart]

I will need information on the likelihood of getting to finger a slag behind the bins at the conclusion of this fine event.

This thread is sponsored by Wigan Town Council, if that gives you an indication of the direction we’re going in?

 

[Kate]

I will need information on the likelihood of getting to finger a slag behind the bins at the conclusion of this fine event.

HI

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What are we all drinking tonight?

I think I'll pop out and get some of this.

 

[ButterTart]

What are we all drinking tonight?

I think I'll pop out and get some of this.

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They stopped selling Buckfast in all of the off licences around here
On the plus side, the number of blind, bald teenagers has really dropped off.

Buckfast drunk is a sensation like nothing else I’ve ever had.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m listening through the playlist again now. Christ, there’s some basic shit on here. I can’t wait

 

[Tisch]

I'm having a FINISHING OFF night. We have some dribbles left I need to get rid of. So first this from Passover:

Spoiler

Then this from TESCOS

Spoiler

THEN WHO KNOWS?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Buckfast drunk is a sensation like nothing else I’ve ever had.

I've only been there once and I don't remember the experience whatsoever.

Which, I believe, is the authentic way to do it.

 

[Kate]

Well duh

 

[dmlaw]

I might have to go and see if the supermarket has cans of Red Stripe for that truly authentic experience.

 

[win_the_game]

What are we all drinking tonight?

I think I'll pop out and get some of this.

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I’d have assumed you were a Mad Dog 20/20 kind of girl.

 

[win_the_game]

Anyway I think I’ll stick with a triple Aftershock and lemonade as my drink of choice.

 

[Tisch]

fcuk had an alcopop?!

That's a brand I haven't seen around for an age!

 

[Kate]

If I remember rightly it was basically a Smirnoff Ice but obviously the cooler bottle made you feel all sophistamacated.

 

[ButterTart]

Well duh

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Government to bring back these please:

 

[GinAg (39)]

I will be here for this, TITS OUT throughout.

 

[ButterTart]

fcuk had an alcopop?!

That's a brand I haven't seen around for an age!

I once saw someone wearing a ‘Cnut’ t-shirt that I coveted but could never find anywhere.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Alcopops were such garbage, but I'd be lying to say I'd probably had a night on nearly all of those pictured. Smirnoff Ice were the most tolerable.

 

[Kate]

Government to bring back these please:
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That’s one of the BIG bottles isn’t it? Buzzing off your tits and no sleep for 3 days.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I'm hungover so alcopops could be really appropriate!

 

[ButterTart]

That’s one of the BIG bottles isn’t it? Buzzing off your tits and no sleep for 3 days.

It used to be my pre-drink
You don’t shit right for days but by Christ they were delicious.

 

[Kate]

I have watermelon liqueur that I bought especially for trying to recreate Bacardi Breezers so I guess I’m on those

 

[Rita]

Did our English Moopers have the pleasure of drinking a wee beastie and the larger bottle BIG BEASTIE?

 

[Rita]

 

[Rita]

I was also heavy keen on a REEF and Smirnoff BLACK ICE.

 

[Kate]

Impromptu alcopop top ten

1. Watermelon Breezer
2. Veba
3. Cherry VK
4. Irn Bru WKD
5. Peach Archers Aqua
6. Pineapple Breezer
7. Raspberry Archers Aqua
8. Cranberry Breezer
9. Lime Breezer
10. Metz
.
.
.
8655744456823. Reef

 

[Kate]

I do not recall these no!