CHRISTMAS DINNER RATE 2020

big ron

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Big Ron here to bring peace and unity to moopy at Christmas time.

The rules are as old as moopy its self. Rate from 1-10. You MUST include one 11 and one -1

00 Roast Turkey
00 Nut Roast
00 Stuffing
00 Cranberry Sauce
00 Pigs in Blankets
00 Broccoli
00 Peas
00 Brussel Sprouts
00 Swede
00 Roast Parsnips
00 Red Cabbage
00 Green Cabbage
00 White Cabbage
00 Roast Potatoes
00 Mashed Potatoes
00 Boiled Potatoes
00 Carrots
00 Yorkshire Pudding
00 Bread Sauce
00 Gravy

Voting closes 23:59 Christmas Eve Big Ron time. Results will be announced when I've come out of a food/booze coma some point between Christmas Day and New Year. I know Christmas menus can be more diverse but I'll be fucked if I'm listing all the meat and vegan alternatives.
 

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10 Roast Turkey
04 Nut Roast
11 Stuffing
09 Cranberry Sauce
10 Pigs in Blankets
09 Broccoli
07 Peas
09 Brussel Sprouts
09 Swede
10 Roast Parsnips
06 Red Cabbage
04 Green Cabbage
04 White Cabbage
10 Roast Potatoes
07 Mashed Potatoes
03 Boiled Potatoes
08 Carrots
10 Yorkshire Pudding
-1 Bread Sauce
09 Gravy
 

octophone

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I'm going to answer based on experience rather than being entirely beholden to my current no-meat thang.

02 Roast Turkey
06 Nut Roast
10 Stuffing
03 Cranberry Sauce
09 Pigs in Blankets - that's what I miss
-1 Broccoli - I mean, really, one of The Lord's greatest jokes, taking something so good for you and making it taste like solidified farts cooked in horseshit. Bants!
08 Peas - peas are cool as long as you remember not to boil them stupid,
10 Brussel Sprouts - yum
04 Swede
07 Roast Parsnips
06 Red Cabbage
08 Green Cabbage
00 White Cabbage - fuck off
11 Roast Potatoes - mmm
08 Mashed Potatoes
00 Boiled Potatoes - why would you do this to an innocent potato? Cruel and unnecessary.
09 Carrots - again, just don't over-boil the poor buggers and you'll be fine
10 Yorkshire Pudding
04 Bread Sauce
09 Gravy
 

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Oh I love brocoli. A beautiful vegetable. Not sure it needs to be on an Xmas dinner plate mind.
 
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There are some amazing variations of nut roast these days plus meat alternative versions. I haven’t had a standard nut roast since the 90s. Roast potatoes are still king though.

Also leeks in veggie gravy are my favourite side vegetable.
 

lolly

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06 Roast Turkey
06 Nut Roast
09 Stuffing
04 Cranberry Sauce
07 Pigs in Blankets
03 Broccoli
05 Peas
00 Brussel Sprouts
02 Swede
06 Roast Parsnips
04 Red Cabbage
00 Green Cabbage
00 White Cabbage
09 Roast Potatoes
05 Mashed Potatoes
02 Boiled Potatoes
06 Carrots
09 Yorkshire Pudding
04 Bread Sauce
08 Gravy
 

Rita

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We don’t have Yorkshire pudding for it’s Christmas dinner. It is a rather stupendous idea though.
 

lolly

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Do you think that a nation which voted Brexit would really embrace sauerkraut?
 

Zu-Klara

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Do you just eat plain cabbage over there? Where the fuck are sauerkraut and blood sausage?

We don’t have sauerkraut or blood sausage on Christmas in this country THANK YOU VERY MUCH

However what does TRADITIONAL ESTHONIAN FESTIVE FAYRE comprise?
 

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10 Roast Turkey
08 Nut Roast
10 Stuffing
08 Cranberry Sauce
10 Pigs in Blankets
10 Broccoli
08 Peas
11 Brussel Sprouts
07 Swede
08 Roast Parsnips
09 Red Cabbage
09 Green Cabbage
07 White Cabbage
10 Roast Potatoes
08 Mashed Potatoes
03 Boiled Potatoes
09 Carrots
10 Yorkshire Pudding
-1 Bread Sauce
10 Gravy
 

Zu-Klara

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Absolutely potatoes. My faves.:love:

In what form, though? I googled EESTI XMAS FAYRE and this appeared

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Could live without the DEAD GIANT WASP in the middle
 

octophone

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I'll tell you what I can't take - a mixture of hot and cold. Hot things only on a Xmas dinner plate pls.
 

Mats

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?? Roast Turkey
?? Nut Roast
?? Stuffing
?? Cranberry Sauce
?? Pigs in Blankets
?? Broccoli
?? Peas
?? Brussel Sprouts
?? Swede
?? Roast Parsnips
08 Red Cabbage
?? Green Cabbage
?? White Cabbage
?? Roast Potatoes
?? Mashed Potatoes
05 Boiled Potatoes
?? Carrots
?? Yorkshire Pudding
?? Bread Sauce
10 Gravy

?? for items that don't go on the plate here
 

Mats

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I'll tell you what I can't take - a mixture of hot and cold. Hot things only on a Xmas dinner plate pls.

oh noes, I love that. a cold scoop of cranberry jam (if I'm in Norway) with warm gravy. YUM
 

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?? Roast Turkey
?? Nut Roast
?? Stuffing
?? Cranberry Sauce
?? Pigs in Blankets
?? Broccoli
?? Peas
?? Brussel Sprouts
?? Swede
?? Roast Parsnips
08 Red Cabbage
?? Green Cabbage
?? White Cabbage
?? Roast Potatoes
?? Mashed Potatoes
05 Boiled Potatoes
?? Carrots
?? Yorkshire Pudding
?? Bread Sauce
10 Gravy

?? for items that don't go on the plate here

Disqualified
 

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