Where Are The Velvets? A Suedey Tori Amos Top 51

[Cerro de Casa]

Thanks for the idea @Iguana

 

[Tisch]

YAY! (BTW I think it was me, but yknow, whatever)

 

[BoysForSeles]

Is the topic open for fiery debate or are you accepting no dissension? I briefly couldn’t remember if dissension was spelt with a t where the final s is. I need to up my reading.

 

[Iguana]

OH

 

[Iguana]

MY

 

[Iguana]

GOD

 

[Iguana]

This will be epic

 

[Cerro de Casa]

In the tradition of SAY which FLAVOUR you like and I'll HAVE it For YOU: The Suedey Madonna Top 50, the song referenced in the thread title may or may not feature in the top 50.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Is the topic open for fiery debate or are you accepting no dissension? I briefly couldn’t remember if dissension was spelt with a t where the final s is. I need to up my reading.

Oh fiery debate all the way like the volcano goddesses and faeries please. This is Tori we're talking about!

 

[Iguana]

In the tradition of SAY which FLAVOUR you like and I'll HAVE it For YOU: The Suedey Madonna Top 50, the song referenced in the thread title may or may not feature in the top 50.

But do you promise to be at your COCKSURE BEST?

 

[jivafox]

 

[Iguana]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

But do you promise to be at your COCKSURE BEST?

Emphasis on COCK.

 

[Iguana]

Emphasis on COCK.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

God I love how gangsta she can get

 

[Iguana]

If Jamaica Inn is at number 1.........

 

[jivafox]

Me and @Suedey when “Jamaica Inn” charts HIGH:

@Iguana:

 

[Cerro de Casa]

If Jamaica Inn is at number 1.........

The sexiest thing is trust.... (that Jamaica Inn will feature in the top 50)

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I wonder how @Tisch feels about the 47th (or not) best Tori song of all time 'Jamaica Inn'? Does he have to hide his true feelings because of @Iguana ?

 

[Tisch]

I wonder how @Tisch feels about the 47th (or not) best Tori song of all time 'Jamaica Inn'? Does he have to hide his true feelings because of @Iguana ?

I see both sides to the argument. That is all I have to say on the matter.

 

[jivafox]

I see both sides to the argument. That is all I have to say on the matter.

@Iguana right now:

 

[Iguana]

@Iguana right now:

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I haven't moved since the cocaine.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I haven't moved since the cocaine.

Since She's Your Cocaine (which may or may not feature) I haven't moved.

 

[Iguana]

Since She's Your Cocaine (which may or may not feature) I haven't moved.

It's painful that Tori isn't fond of She's Your Cocaine

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It's painful that Tori isn't fond of She's Your Cocaine

I can see why to be honest - not so much the song but its positioning & association with Choirgirl. It's rather jarring on the album and sticks out as its only minor blip. That being said I love the Legs & Boots performances. I

 

[Cerro de Casa]

@Iguana right now:

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The moment in the Beekeeper syncette when it was revealed to all that Iguana hated Jamaica Inn was such a gag. A top 30 Moopy moment of all time surely.

 

[Iguana]

I can see why to be honest - not so much the song but its positioning & association with Choirgirl. It's rather jarring on the album and sticks out as its only minor blip. That being said I love the Legs & Boots performances. I

Oh I think it fits on Choirgirl really well! It's a real TITS OUT monent (along with Raspberry Swirl)

 

[Iguana]

Can you PATCH my jeans PEGGY ANN?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh I think it fits on Choirgirl really well! It's a real TITS OUT monent (along with Raspberry Swirl)

Sonically it fits but lyrically not so much. 'Raspberry Swirl' may not be about her miscarriage(s) but it's a sisterhood moment. Cocaine lyrically feels jarring. It's more of a Pele vibe in that sense...

 

[BoysForSeles]

I’ve been listening to Juarez and Riot Poof and decided they should have extended 20 minute versions where they just continue on a loop.

She’s Your Cocaine is grand, I like it, but it wouldn’t be in my Top 50.

 

[Tisch]

@Suedey will any B-Sides feature? Cos there are some that really SHOULD

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Well I'm still listening to Legs & Boots Boston

The 'Teenage Hustling' version is particularly intense

You better know you better FUCKing know
FUCK you!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

@Suedey will any B-Sides feature? Cos there are some that really SHOULD

But of course!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

In fact number 1 might be a B-side!

 

[jivafox]

Can you PATCH my jeans PEGGY ANN?

Don’t you quote scripture to me!

 

[Iguana]

So like is this countdown starting or what?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

So like is this countdown starting or what?

Soon.

(tomorrow)

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I'm just going through my Excel spreadsheets and all that jazz. But I'm on my 3rd glass of rosé and really I don't want to get carried away and replace 'Sugar' with 'Hoochie Woman' or something because it seemed like a good idea a the time..

 

[Iguana]

50.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

50.

Truly one of the all time worst.