EMERGENCY SYNC WATCH: Shadow In The Cloud (Tuesday 13 April, 8pm )

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cwej

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Well i think even in the shittest of movies (which this IS), people don't go from a reasonable English accent to an American accent half way through.

But I thought the boyfriend guy died once. Did I miss him surviving?!
 

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After 80%.... CHAPTER 8: MORE PEOPLE DIE

I don't get it. I've lost all track of who is dead and alive.Thank GOD it's nearly over.
 

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After 90%.... CHAPTER 9: A MIRACLE

'Fucking DAMES...'
'What about 'em?'...

Oooo... Feminism. Deals with ISSUES this movie doesn't it.
 

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NORMALISE BREASTFEEDING AFTER RIPPING THE THROAT OUT OF A CGI GREMLIN WITH YOUR BARE HANDS
 

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After 100%... CHAPTER 10: Got By The Tail

Finally.

How the FUCK did they get her to do this movie?

Gratuitous TIT SHOT at the end. :D
 

cwej

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Sorry... someone at Rotten Tomatoes is taking the piss giving THIS a 'Fresh' rating:

 

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I was so annoyed that they put the fall in the trailer... but I guess in retrospect there's VERY LITTLE to show in the first half :D
 

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I really can't get my head around the reviews. I'd get it if they said 'It's ridiculously awful.. every objective thing about it is bad, but I enjoyed it'... but there's comments about how good her performance is, how it's an interesting commentary on gender politics, that it's well directed... WTAF?! I feel reading those reviews that I'm missing some kind of ongoing April Fools joke that they all agreed to pull on an unsuspecting audience.
 

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For the last two weeks my Letterboxd last watched front page had been fancy foreign awards bait films and thanks to today and yesterday it now looks like this :bruised:

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For the last two weeks my Letterboxd last watched front page had been fancy foreign awards bait films and thanks to today and yesterday it now looks like this :bruised:

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Thunder Force such a disappointment. 2.5 stars about what I'd give too. Octavia Spencer in particular feels like she can't be fucking arsed.
 

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