“Well Miss Bumton, I’m afraid the show’s far from a sell-out despite the glittering line-up. Unfortunately Jo O’Meara and Sue Bryce turn out to be not very popular with the public and we did warn you not to get GREEDY WITH THE TICKETS!”
I think she'll be fine flogging the tickets - it's the time of year for this sort of thing, a few adverts on heart FM and you'll get Helen from HR and her 5 mates getting tickets. Any chance to sip prosecco from a paper cup with the huns xoxox
Spice loons come from all over the world (well Brazil) for this shit, there's about 2k of them.
Not forgetting the Appletons, Kate Thornton, Holly Willobooby and queen Tamzin O taking up the vip boxes.