Eurovision 2021 - The Final - LIVE 8PM!

[OutSynk]

Were the televote Top 3 Italy, Ukraine and Finland? People with taste.

Ok juries need to be cancelled asap.

 

[Lucille]

Oh she was AMAZING. I was thinking of the fella in the terrible yellow suit.

 

[Loufoque]

I can't believe my Slavic queens Ukraine and Russia underperformed in the face of such tired and boring shit from Latin Europe.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

S.hit only came 9th in the semi-final.

...so I was in a bubble this whole time. That's upsetting

 

[Soldi]

Omg that vote reveal!!

UK zero overall!
S.hit 13 points!!
FOUR countries receiving 0 points!

 

[Soldi]

But I WILL be seeing you next year in ITALY, wherever they decide to host

 

[ButterTart]

...so I was in a bubble this whole time. That's upsetting

I mean in fairness so was I. Embers is now officially a worse UK entry than Still in Love With You and That Sounds Good to Me

 

[Dark Carnival]

Thank fuck that humourless Parisian connasse and her tired Edith Piaf schtick didn't win. France, 1950 called, it wants a more modern take on pop music.

Tu ferais mieux de laver ta chatte avant de venir basher les connasses parisiennes!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I can't believe my Slavic queens Ukraine and Russia underperformed in the face of such tired and boring shit from Latin Europe.

Only the tired old juries beb

 

[dmlaw]

I mean in fairness so was I. Embers is now officially a worse UK entry than Still in Love With You and That Sounds Good to Me

We should ACTIVELY troll the contest next year. Admittedly, that didn't work well for Germany.

 

[Soldi]

So pleased that our babs was SO close to winning though!

 

[ButterTart]

We should ACTIVELY troll the contest next year. Admittedly, that didn't work well for Germany.

Skin off the Skunk Anansie has been tweeting about Eurovision tonight, so I think we should all start replying to her and ask her to take part.

 

[Alex]

We should ACTIVELY troll the contest next year. Admittedly, that didn't work well for Germany.

Haha well if it stops us being bottom is worth a shot

 

[Whatevar]

What a bloody great show. Really happy with the top 4. Italy had a great song, well performed and I liked the queer undertone.

Very pleased that Malta slipped down the board at the end. Dreadful.

UK deserved to come last with zero. Mediocre song, poor staging and easily the worst performance of the night.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

So so pleased for two big 5 countries to do so well. And the rest of them who haven’t made an effort ending up with zeros.

 

[Soldi]

Although I feel like Italy was a song everyone liked, but was no ones fave.

 

[Alex]

So pleased that our babs was SO close to winning though!

France to send Tina Arena next year for win please

 

[dmlaw]

Skin off the Skunk Anansie has been tweeting about Eurovision tonight, so I think we should all start replying to her and ask her to take part.

And she should be dressed as a duck.

 

[win_the_game]

Skin off the Skunk Anansie has been tweeting about Eurovision tonight, so I think we should all start replying to her and ask her to take part.

She'd be more likely to compete for Italia given the chance.

 

[COB]

Skin off the Skunk Anansie has been tweeting about Eurovision tonight, so I think we should all start replying to her and ask her to take part.

She/they were still QUITE popular in Italy last time I was there (in about 2009 to be fair), so maybe that's not a bad idea

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Although I feel like Italy was a song everyone liked, but was no ones fave.

An odd take to have from something that so comprehensibly smashed the public vote

 

[Whatevar]

Why did Spain do so badly?

 

[dmlaw]

easily the worst performance of the night.

Did you even hear the Moldova performance? At least James remembered that he needed to hold the microphone to his mouth whilst singing.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

And hopefully that’s the last time in a long while that Sweden sends such boring crap.

 

[Alex]

Why did Spain do so badly?

So FUCKING BORING

 

[Loufoque]

Tu ferais mieux de laver ta chatte avant de venir basher les connasses parisiennes!

Trash!

 

[Saltwater]

Why did Spain do so badly?

People didn't personally know his grandmother

 

[Loufoque]

Also why does the Eurovision team insist on pushing the narrative that Heroes is an all-time classic? It's like the Kandy Muse of Eurovision winners.

 

[Alex]

Trash!

 

[Alex]

Also why does the Eurovision team insist on pushing the narrative that Heroes is an all-time classic? It's like the Kandy Muse of Eurovision winners.

Kandy Muse isn’t that hot though

 

[Soldi]

CAN I JUST SAY thank you Moopy SO MUCH for the past few months! Regardless of your feelings on the winner it’s been BRILLIANT to spend the national final and Eurovision season with you all! CHEERS to Italy 2022!

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Also why does the Eurovision team insist on pushing the narrative that Heroes is an all-time classic? It's like the Kandy Muse of Eurovision winners.

I’d like to think it’s because of Måns’ iconic co-hosting with Petra in 2016 and because he’s the fairest of them all.

 

[win_the_game]

She/they were still QUITE popular in Italy last time I was there (in about 2009 to be fair), so maybe that's not a bad idea

She was in Sanremo a couple of years ago (abeit only for one night)

 

[COB]

CAN I JUST SAY thank you Moppy SO MUCH for the past few months! Regardless of your feelings on the winner it’s been BRILLIANT to spend the national final and Eurovision season with you all! CHEERS to Italy 2022!

Yes, what a ride it's been!



...what the fuck do we do now?

 

[rhythmbandit]

Yes, what a ride it's been!



...what the fuck do we do now?

ASFM!

 

[Lucille]

No overground running from Highbury and Islington. FUMING!!!

 

[ButterTart]

So, the last time I watched Eurovision with my family was in 2003, when the UK got 0.
Tonight I watched with my family and... the UK got 0.

I feel like I've bookended our fallow period and Skunk Anansie will be winning it for us in 2022.

 

[Alex]

Yes, what a ride it's been!



...what the fuck do we do now?

Moopyra……FAMILY FORTUNES

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@wiwibloggs: “I don’t use drugs.”

Damiano from @thisismaneskin says that bandmate Thomas broke a glass in the green room. They were NOT snorting cocaine as Twitter has suggested.

#eurovision #esc2021 https://t.co/fTlcGejCYo

 

[GNL]

Might get banned for this, but honestly, was so glad Italy won.

Switzerland was NICE but we don't want to give the drama school gays two wins in a row. They'll go MAD WITH POWER.