Eurovision final bingo card

[Penelope]

What would go on it? GO WILD

I'll start the bidding at 'crowbarred in Måns Zelmerlöw appearance'

 

[Madíson]

Spokesperson clumsily shoehorning in the name of their forgotten entry from years ago before they announce the twelve.

 

[GinAg (39)]

The winner of JESC being brought on.

 

[Madíson]

Executive Supervisor Martin Swedishman saying “You’re Good To Go”.

 

[VoR]

A feed dies during the jury voting

 

[VoR]

A jury spokesperson says something creepy to one of the female presenters.

 

[VoR]

A joke by the green room presenter lands with a total thud thanks to a contestant with limited English skills

 

[VoR]

Johnny fucking Logan shows up or gets referenced in some way

 

[Lucille]

Drunk Mopsy goes wild for a 7/10 queen reading out a jury score for an Eastern European nation.

 

[Sheena]

The stage isn’t ready

 

[Iguana]

Are there any good drinking games online that people will be using?

 

[Sheena]

Are there any good drinking games online that people will be using?

Drink every time someone sings is my usual go to

 

[win_the_game]

One of the jury spokespersons tries to sing.

 

[Soldi]

Carola will break another glass table whilst announcing the scores.

 

[Penelope]

A joke by the green room presenter lands with a total thud thanks to a contestant with limited English skills

A futile attempt at patter by the green presenter lands with a total thud thanks to a contestant with limited social skills

 

[Penelope]

Drink every time someone sings is my usual go to

Christ, no wonder you're wrecked by the time they've all performed

 

[ButterTart]

Someone reading the scores tries to sing their country’s song.

 

[ButterTart]

Graham Norton makes out a perfectly normal song is an oddity that doesn’t stand a chance.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Carola will break another glass table whilst announcing the scores.

Which Eurovision was that?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Multiple political jury votes WILL get booed.

 

[VoR]

'tank you yourope'

 

[Soldi]

After getting a measly jury score, Graham will announce that the UK will fly up the scoreboard when the public votes come in.

The UK then receives <10 points from the televote.

 

[Penelope]

After getting a measly jury score, Graham will announce that the UK will fly up the scoreboard when the public votes come in.

What year did he do that?! (or do we mean sarcastically?)

 

[GinAg (39)]

"James didn't really deserve last place, the whole team put in a lot of effort"

 

[dmlaw]

The camera cuts to a clearly unready presenter to fill time upon an unexpected delay.

 

[GinAg (39)]

There's a stage invader!

 

[Sheena]

Christ, no wonder you're wrecked by the time they've all performed

It was a joke, petal.

 

[Sheena]

Greece give 12 points to Cyprus and vice versa

 

[Penelope]

It was a joke, petal.

So was MINE

 

[Diddy]

Spokesperson clumsily shoehorning in the name of their forgotten entry from years ago before they announce the twelve.

Edsilia has done that about 5 times already!

 

[Diddy]

Multiple political jury votes WILL get booed.

Is there a button on the app?