Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Millstreet, 1993 (2000 BST 06.05.20)

[Lucille]

Ooooh we have a LADY rewatching with us! Best behaviour lads!

HOLES AWAY LADS!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Ooh, the Green Glens Arena! Tonight, Eurovision. Tomorrow, Aladdin with Bernard Wrigley as Widow Twankey.

Cattle market at 10am. Clear out by 1am or lose deposit.

 

[Kala]

I do enjoy how a male presenter seldom gets a look in

No wonder, the only one Ireland had in the 90s was Gerry Ryan, famous for being COKED out his NUT for the whole live show!

 

[COB]

Ooooh we have a LADY rewatching with us! Best behaviour lads!

You're certainly no lady @Penelope.

 

[Iguana]

Bet she got a good shag after this

 

[lolly]

that fucking fringe is going to irritate the shit out of me

 

[Dark Carnival]

I think I kind of understand Irish now!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I think I kind of understand Irish now!

Oh no that was just her French.

 

[Iguana]

Bet she got a good shag after this

I didn't mean @Penelope

 

[Ellie]

What a nice dress. Very classic. I suspect it might be one of few tonight.

 

[Tisch]

Omg get on with it!

 

[ButterTart]

Please don't say all 300 million, love. You've prattled on long enough.

 

[Soldi]

Irish sounds a bit ODD doesn’t it, doesn’t ROLL OFF THE TOUNGE like OTHER languages.

 

[Iguana]

Most these people are dead now

 

[Kala]

It’s very CRYSTAL MAZE.

Yeah the stage was pretty amazing. That's one of the reasons why they went with Millstreet because it was fucking HUGE and they could do so much with it.

 

[Tisch]

I didn't mean @Penelope

Poor frigid @Penelope

 

[GinAg (39)]

Bet she got a good shag after this

Wogan fisted her.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I thought we voted OUT OF THIS SHIT

 

[GinAg (39)]

Politics

 

[Dark Carnival]

The first year of the European single market!

 

[ButterTart]

Omg get on with it!

Innit. Loves the sound of her own voice in 50 different languages, this one.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg yay the fresh new ex-Yugoslavia states

 

[Tisch]

#clapforbosniaherzegovina

 

[Kala]

Ooh, I should run upstairs and get my 1993 Eurovision programme...

 

[Soldi]

MILLSTREET the TOURIST HOTSPOT

 

[lolly]

Looking at the audience, are we sure it's not just a VERY LARGE CARE HOME?

 

[Tisch]

Innit. Loves the sound of her own voice in 50 different languages, this one.

She's no Marlene from 1983

 

[Soldi]

#clapforbosniaherzegovina

Poor Bosnia RIDDLED

 

[ButterTart]

Most these people are dead now

All of the acts are. Even Sonia, no matter what she might say.

 

[Iguana]

Is she in mourning?

 

[Soldi]

An EQUESTRIAN CENTRE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Eurovision is the new equestrian attraction!

 

[ButterTart]

Quite a load bearing face on this presenter.

 

[Tisch]

Can we have some PIZZAZZ now please? The is feeling VERY underused so far

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder what proportion of the cream of Europe's show jumping talent will appear on stage tonight.

 

[Soldi]

Hope a HORSE runs on MIDWAY THROUGH

 

[Lucille]

Imagine if it was a modern contest and 10000 amyl fuelled poofs descended on this quaint farming town.

 

[Kala]

Got my programme. I can pretend I was THERE!

 

[Lucille]

21 pages! It’s got nothing on KALAVISION!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Princess Anne's going trot through any second.