Eurovision Rewatch: Jerusalem 1999 (18/07), 20:00 BST)

[GinAg (39)]

So after many late night viewings the LEGEND that is Eurovision 1999 finally gets a prime time slot!

It's the NIGHT OF DREAMS!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Omg is that @Penelope I see!

 

[Lucille]

Get your poppers at the ready girls!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Get your poppers at the ready girls!

I have an XL bottle in every hole!

 

[Pingu]

Oh I didn’t realise that 1999 had never actually had a SUCCESSFUL viewing on here yet.

I know it’s early days though...

 

[GinAg (39)]

EVERYTHING - DOUZE!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh I didn’t realise that 1999 had never actually had a SUCCESSFUL viewing on here yet.

I know it’s early days though...

The late night ones were pretty successful considering...

 

[Lucille]

I wish I was still a 1999 virgin.

 

[lolly]

I'll be in and out

 

[Soldi]

Ooh the countdown!!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Oh how I've missed the melancholy countdown.

 

[COB]

Countdown fans, you'll get to enjoy it again at the Moopyvision Spice Special PREMIERE next weekend

(That'll be that last of the desperate promo tonight, I SWEAR)

 

[D5K]

This one takes a while to get going doesn't it?

 

[Soldi]

How nice to have it without Wogan too!

 

[Madíson]

Yay - we can’t skip the opening this time.

 

[GinAg (39)]

The opening sequence is QUITE GOOD ACTUALLY.

 

[GinAg (39)]

How nice to have it without Wogan too!

A whole Eurovision without kebab shop jokes.

 

[Madíson]

This is exactly what I imagine Jerusalem to be like.

 

[GinAg (39)]

This is exactly what I imagine Jerusalem to be like.

Well it literally is Jerusalem.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG

 

[GinAg (39)]

The blue and yellow dancers pre-empt the Swedish win!

 

[Dark Carnival]

HERE FOR QUEEN DORIS

 

[Tisch]

"what did you say"

 

[GinAg (39)]

I love the ridiculous stage.

 

[GinAg (39)]

"what did you say"

Almost 60 seconds later!

 

[D5K]

The male host really annoys me.

 

[Madíson]

Well it literally is Jerusalem.

They dance everywhere? Sign me up.

 

[Iguana]

"what did you say"

That was a great start

 

[Lucille]

Lovely pillowy breasts.

 

[D5K]

I love the ridiculous stage.

I've always had a soft spot for stages that have features that can change shape. And this one does it in the middle of all the songs too!

 

[Iguana]

Was this the first time the audience was predominantly screaming queens?

 

[Tisch]

Nice to see an audience actually excited to be there.

 

[Iguana]

Lovely pillowy breasts.

Oh how I've missed boob rate!

 

[Lucille]

I’m always gagged by that feather dress.

 

[ButterTart]

Was this the first time the audience was predominantly screaming queens?

It's just panned across a row of people who all looked like John Major, even the women. I'm sure the rest of them are screaming like nobody's business.

 

[ButterTart]

TERRY WOGGAN!

 

[COB]

Not an ENTIRELY Wogan-free night then

 

[GinAg (39)]

Nice to see an audience actually excited to be there.

FWD to Azerbaijan where people just went home.

 

[Madíson]

Was Dana International singing about Queen Victoria or the the Roman goddess of victory?

 

[GinAg (39)]

One of the nicer trophies.