Eurovision Rewatch: Luxembourg City, 1984 (00:00 BST / 01:00 CEST, 3 May 2020)

[COB]

European ambassador to the JEDI COUNCIL

 

[lolly]

I'm holding POOR ATTENTION TO DETAIL against Soldi's run for moopy modship in 2022

 

[Soldi]

@lolly ADDED into the REPLIES love

 

[dmlaw]

Quite the step down after the EXQUISITE hosting duties of Queen Petra.

But a hell of a lot better than the German from 1983.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Didn't @Madison used to operate a Désirée Nosbusch alt account?

WHAT?

 

[Dark Carnival]

EVEN THE SOVIET UNION

 

[Soldi]

Come back when you're THIRTY love

 

[VoR]

I'm quite enjoying her 'didn't bother to study for the exam but getting by on a wing and a prayer' vibe.

 

[Dark Carnival]

<3

 

[lolly]

Honestly, we could give the contest to Tess Daly and be less embarrassed

 

[COB]

Starting with one I know and love

 

[Lucille]

And by then DC will be 50

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wait what which country?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Straight in with a BANGER.

 

[win_the_game]

Kala the SUPREME LEADER

I said GRAND DUCHY not ELECTED DICTATORSHIP

 

[ButterTart]

Come back when you're THIRTY love

You expect him to wait seventeen years?

 

[Soldi]

And by then DC will be 50

Age is just a number hun

 

[Dark Carnival]

And by then DC will be 50

Exactly! Looking for some fresh boy pussy

( )

 

[Suomi]

From far away they look really young, but when you zoom in...

 

[dmlaw]

Are Suede doing Eurovision? I didn't know they were even together in 1984.

 

[Soldi]

I said GRAND DUCHY not ELECTED DICTATORSHIP

But if HE WON THE ELECTION bless him

 

[win_the_game]

Can't see this doing well.

 

[VoR]

Wait what which country?

Sweden

 

[Madíson]

Didn't @Madison used to operate a Désirée Nosbusch alt account?

It does sound like the sort of thing I would do.

 

[Dark Carnival]

You expect him to wait seventeen years?

Absolutely

 

[GinAg (39)]

From far away they look really young, but when you zoom in...

They were SO OLD when I saw them a few years back.

 

[Soldi]

Why would you go blue, red, turquoise?! Surely YELLOW is the colour

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The middle one has "No Fats No Fems No Asians" on his Grindr profile, doesn't he?

 

[ButterTart]

From far away they look really young, but when you zoom in...

Just like the Spice Girls, except they look old from far away as well.

 

[Alla]

Sweden only submits NOT VERY HOMOSEXUAL entries in those rare occasions. This is not one of them.

 

[Soldi]

Absolutely

11 years and counting then

 

[GinAg (39)]

Only three static cameras is seems.

 

[lolly]

Why would you go blue, red, turquoise?! Surely YELLOW is the colour

Not with GOLDEN BOOTS

 

[VoR]

"Jag är en sång och en dans man"

Words to live by

 

[GinAg (39)]

Are Suede doing Eurovision? I didn't know they were even together in 1984.

Brett Andreson is 73

 

[ButterTart]

I'll never understand the 80s preoccupation with having your pants hoisted so high you could use your belt as a headband.

 

[Soldi]

06 Sweden

 

[Dark Carnival]

03 Sweden

 

[GinAg (39)]

THE GRAPHICS!

 

[Suomi]

OMFG we’ve just turned this fucking french banger up - what a voice (of hell)