Eurovision Song Celebration 2020 - Part One - Streaming live Tonight 8 p.m.

[D5K]

Surely this would have broken Australia's qualification run if everything had gone ahead with anything resembling this awful staging.

Definitely. And third in the order too!

 

[GinAg (39)]

It's more interesting than 80% of the rest!

CORONAVIRUS IS INTERESTING!

 

[Raining on Me]

09 Sweden
05 Belarus
09 Australia

 

[ButterTart]

10 Sweden
06 Belarus
04 Australia

Australia had quite honestly some of the worst vocals I've ever heard. Coming from someone who watches Eurovision, that's a bold statement.

 

[Lucille]

I actually quite liked this when I first heard it in studio form, but the stage show is so astoundingly awful it's completely ruined the song for me.

These vocals...

AGREED

 

[Beverley]

YAS TO THIS MACEDONIAN QUEEN!

 

[Tisch]

The studio version of Australia's entry is OKAY. I hope they would have completely revamped it for the Eurovision performance because the stage school clown stuff was so off putting. I seriously think they could have had their first non qual if it stayed like that.

 

[GinAg (39)]

The biggest casualty of the year is not getting Dami again in 2021 because of this CLOWN.

This is the worst news. I'd get Coronavirus for Dami next year.

 

[Tisch]

I think Montaigne is confirmed for NEXT YEAR! Woo

 

[dmlaw]

You just know that those two women at the table with the empty glasses are Macedonia's very cheapest prostitutes.

 

[Beverley]

The biggest casualty of the year is not getting Dami again in 2021 because of this CLOWN.

Are they automatically giving the clown a second shot?

 

[Penelope]

Love those hysterically unconvincing sultry stares into the woman's eyes while Vasil's upper arm fisting tattoos are there for ALL TO SEE

 

[Beverley]

I think Montaigne is confirmed for NEXT YEAR! Woo

FFS!

 

[Lucille]

Ok I enjoyed the groin thrusts.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I think N. Macedonia would have qualified.

 

[Penelope]

10 Sweden
07 Belarus
08 Australia
10 North Macedonia

 

[GinAg (39)]

09 Sweden
06 Belarus
02 Australia
09 North Macedonia

 

[Madíson]

30 Sweden
20 Belarus
25 Australia
50 North Macedonia

 

[dmlaw]

Are they automatically giving the clown a second shot?

One in the chest then one in the head to be sure that they've killed her.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Aw I love this Slovenian entry. It was last in the odds

 

[win_the_game]

Genuinely we'll never get to see Voda on the big Eurovision stage.

 

[Penelope]

LOVE Voda. So fun for VoR!

 

[ButterTart]

10 Sweden
06 Belarus
04 Australia
07 North Macedonia

I frothed a bit for North Macedonia when it was revealed. At that point I was so starved for decent songs I'd have got a semi if they'd sent the speaking clock as long as it had a beat.

 

[Madíson]

Slow

 

[dmlaw]

Aw I love this Slovenian entry. It was last in the odds

Really? Behind Finland, Czech Republic and San Marino? There's no justice.

 

[Madíson]

30 Sweden
20 Belarus
25 Australia
50 North Macedonia
27 Slovenia

 

[Madíson]

Kill me now

 

[GinAg (39)]

09 Sweden
06 Belarus
02 Australia
09 North Macedonia
10 Slovenia

 

[Tisch]

Mr Roop is quite handsome!

 

[ButterTart]

10 Sweden
06 Belarus
04 Australia
07 North Macedonia
07 Slovenia

 

[Lucille]

Content

 

[Alla]

Uno uno uno dos cuatro

 

[Penelope]

10 Sweden
07 Belarus
08 Australia
10 North Macedonia
08 Slovenia

 

[Beverley]

Voda

 

[Lucille]

Mr Roop is quite handsome!

VERY

 

[Zu]

God I love that Slovenian one

39 Sweden
41 Belarus
09 Australia
61 North Macedonia
89 Slovenia

 

[Penelope]

FUCK OFF BEN DOLIC BRING BACK LITTLE BIG

 

[ButterTart]

Who's this charming lesbian representing Germany?

 

[dmlaw]

I think some of these people may have misunderstood what the words 'a different genre' mean.

 

[GinAg (39)]

ZERO AUSTRALIA