Family Fortunes 2021 (Alla's edition) - Round 2 - Results

[Kate]

NO. FUCK YOU anyone who said goal.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Bugger!!!

 

[RJN]

Isn't tiger a very american thing to say?

In bed?

 

[Rita]

NO! I had to ask my son this one!! No treats or x box for him for a MONTH!

 

[Saltwater]

Definitely not a word you hear "a lot" during a match

That's why I didn't pick it.

 

[Indie]

Definitely not a word you hear "a lot" during a match, but I guess it's the most obvious one that you might hear. Anyway, you don't get points for the most accurate answer, so good for anyone who said goal.

Why not?

"We need to score a goal"
"I hope Jeff doesn't score a goal today"
"Any hole (in the net) is a goal"

etc

 

[Alla]

8. Name an invention that has brought people closer together

 

[Alla]

My favourite answer is in this question, btw

 

[Rita]

Goal! I live in Scotland! They don’t SCORE ANY!!

 

[Alla]

8. Name an invention that has brought people closer together

internet 18
telephone 8
aircraft 1
tandem 1

 

[Saltwater]

In bed?

As in go get'em tiger basically.

 

[Rita]

TANDEM?

 

[Alla]

Ag internet 18
Beryl internet 18
COB internet 18
David 5000 internet 18
dmlaw internet 18
Ellie internet 18
Iguana internet 18
Ill Advised internet 18
Indie internet 18
Marilyn internet 18
Music internet 18
octophone internet 18
POP! internet 18
Queen of the Bay internet 18
Raining On Me zoom 18
Rita joker 18
RJN internet 18
wendy the goat internet 18

BoysForSeles phones 8
ButterTart mobile phone 8
Diddy telephone 8
Kate smartphone 8
ManicKangaroo telephone 8
Rhythmbarbican facetime 8
Soldi mobile phone 8
Tisch telephone 8

Jacques aircraft 1
.org tandem 1

 

[Indie]

Goal! I live in Scotland! They don’t SCORE ANY!!

"Whenever will Scotland score a goal? We haven't scored a goal in years. Look at England, they score lots of goals, why can't we score any goals?"

 

[Kate]

"Whenever will Scotland score a goal? We haven't scored a goal in years. Look at England, they score lots of goals, why can't we score any goals?"

What football games are YOU going to?

 

[Rita]

"Whenever will Scotland score a goal? We haven't scored a goal in years. Look at England, they score lots of goals, why can't we score any goals?"

How would I know? If I have to watch I have it on MUTE.

 

[dmlaw]

I would have liked to answer ‘magnet’ for this.

 

[Alla]

9. Name a word that rhymes with "twitter"

 

[Kate]

Tandem. Adorable.

 

[Rita]

Tandem. Adorable.

Like the poster…

 

[Kate]

Hoping that screeching bitch I'm so fond of wins this one for me.

 

[Alla]

9. Name a word that rhymes with "twitter"

bitter 10
shitter 6
litter 3
titter 2
quitter 2
glitter 2
witter 1
winter 1
spitter 1

Lots of different answers here, but bitter is a clear winner.

 

[Indie]

What football games are YOU going to?

York City versus Farsley. We're always talking about Scottish football. Not sure why.

 

[RJN]

As in go get'em tiger basically.

If someone says that to me in bed, I’ll die

 

[Rita]

OH. BITTER!! Like I am RIGHT NOW.

 

[Kate]

FUCKSAKE. WHERE ARE THE FUCKING LAMBS THE ONE FUCKING TIME I NEED THEM

 

[Indie]

9. Name a word that rhymes with "twitter"

bitter 10
shitter 6
litter 3
titter 2
quitter 2
glitter 2
witter 1
winter 1
spitter 1

Lots of different answers here, but bitter is a clear winner.

BALLS

I thought at least more than one person would think just to remove the first letter...

 

[Alla]

Ag bitter 10
BoysForSeles bitter 10
ButterTart bitter 10
dmlaw bitter 10
Iguana bitter 10
Ill Advised bitter 10
Jacques bitter 10
octophone bitter 10
POP! bitter 10
Tisch bitter 10

Beryl shitter 6
COB shitter 6
David 5000 shitter 6
ManicKangaroo shitter 6
Marilyn shitter 6
wendy the goat shitter 6

.org litter 3
Rita litter 3
Soldi litter 3

Diddy titter 2
RJN titter 2
Ellie quitter 2
Music quitter 2
Kate glitter 2
Raining On Me glitter 2

Indie witter 1
Queen of the Bay winter 1
Rhythmbarbican spitter 1

 

[Rita]

I was going for CRITTER until the last minute. Not that my change done ANY GOOD!!!!

 

[Alla]

Last one!

10. Name a place a man would cum if he was doing homemade porn with his partner

 

[dmlaw]

FUCKSAKE. WHERE ARE THE FUCKING LAMBS THE ONE FUCKING TIME I NEED THEM

Another life ruined by that film.

 

[RJN]

and this is where we find out what kind of porn everyone likes

 

[Alla]

10. Name a place a man would cum if he was doing homemade porn with his partner

face 9
tits 7
mouth 6
ass 4
bedroom 1
kitchen table 1


I knew some would understand "place" as the place in the house. Unlucky.

 

[Rita]

As if I watch porn!

 

[Alla]

BoysForSeles face 9
Diddy face 9
Jacques on his partner's face 9
ManicKangaroo on his face 9
Music face 9
octophone face 9
Raining On Me on their face 9
RJN face 9
Tisch face 9

Beryl tits/chest 7
ButterTart on their tits 7
COB on their tits 7
dmlaw tits 7
Kate tits 7
Marilyn chest 7
Rita tits 7

.org mouth 6
Ellie in their mouth 6
Iguana mouth 6
Ill Advised mouth 6
Indie in the mouth 6
Rhythmbarbican his/her mouth 6

Ag up arse 4
POP! ass 4
Queen of the Bay his partner's ass 4
Soldi up their fanny/arse 4

David 5000 bedroom 1
wendy the goat kitchen table 1

 

[Kate]

The responsible answer is of course condom

 

[Indie]

and this is where we find out what kind of porn everyone likes

I like Victorian era porn.

Maybe i should have answered "Queen Victoria"

 

[RJN]

As if I watch porn (that has tits in it)!

 

[Kate]

ButterTart on their tits 7
dmlaw tits 7
Kate tits 7

Hi boys

 

[Alla]

The responsible answer is of course condom

The question says your partner.