First erect penis to be shown on UK TV

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Eight of them in fact :ken:

Channel 4, Me and My Penis, 10pm tonight

Apparently broadcast television is still a thing
 
Anyway I'll obviously be glued to the screen, there's nothing quite like a lurid C4 docco - they don't make enough of them for my liking, bring back the Living Dolls and Dogging Tales etc :(
 
I wonder if they’ll all be lined up, like someone’s going to run down the aisle and give them all high-fives
 
Oh! I suppose touting the "second to ninth" in the press release wouldn't quite have the same pull
 
If you want to see the penis in question, but want to skip the worthy one-hour documentary about cocks, the STAR OF THE SHOW has already been on twitter about a million times.

nsfw obviously.
 
Oh him.

I remember him crying because he got kicked off instagram for swinging it around and flashing hole in the name of ART.
 
Win_the_game said:
Sam Morris is the one that makes :rolleyes: attempts at HIGH BROW ART PORN isn't he.

So he can perform the horizontal conga to classical music - but is it really ART?
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His practise uses the human form to explore the basic impulses of man - inverted through a queer lens, and through experiments in modern media, all while using unprecedented channels of distribution.

Half-price on Onlyfans if you use the code 'SPAFFONMETSUNAMI'.
 
ONE HOUR until we see NICE THICK COCKS ejaculating all over the set of Countdown (I may have misunderstood what's going to happen on the show).
 
Do FMForums know about this, do you suppose? Finally they can stop posting screencaps of random contestants from Pointless etc.
 
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They have posts on fmforums that aren't just minor league European footballers now? :o
 
I hate high-brow porn. I want it to be as grubby as possible, not with Bach playing in the background. Why can't we have a hot, sweaty rugby team showing off their hard dicks to each other instead of some Tumblr gay art hoe?

Anyway, I'm looking forward to the first erect penis on UKTV, when Gold will show one very steamy deleted scene from To The Manor Born.
 
lolly said:
They have posts on fmforums that aren't just minor league European footballers now? :o
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Oh I don't actually know, I stopped browsing when half the front page was random scrotes from Weakest Link or that morning's Jeremy Kyle :D Really stretching the first 'f', I think...
 
Mugatu said:
I hate high-brow porn. I want it to be as grubby as possible, not with Bach playing in the background. Why can't we have a hot, sweaty rugby team showing off their hard dicks to each other instead of some Tumblr gay art hoe?

Anyway, I'm looking forward to the first erect penis on UKTV, when Gold will show one very steamy deleted scene from To The Manor Born.
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Peter Bowles slapping Penelope Keith in the face with his big hard dick I'd OnlyFans for.

Even better Angela Thorne.
 
Apparently there has never been an official ban. It just has to be “in context”.
 
There was definitely some sort of rule against showing them at some point, we've all* seen how satellite TV porn was edited over here in the Nineties :eyes:
*(well I HAVE)
 
jivafox said:
Apparently there has never been an official ban. It just has to be “in context”.
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I'm pretty sure erections were unbanned in porn under Labour, so I'd assume that applied with considerably more scrutiny on TV.

Amazed it's taken this long to be fair.
 
I remember the endless frustration of R18 videos :(
 
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