First erect penis to be shown on UK TV

Watching now. The gym rat Super Mario gay (who made history I guess) clearly just wanted some new grindr pics.
 
The most offensive thing was the octopus, I hope they ate the poor thing after using it as a prop.
 
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The most offensive thing was the octopus, I hope they ate the poor thing after using it as a prop.

At least give us some believable spiel about it symbolizing the sloppy bottoms after he's finished with them instead of whatever BS about penis shackles he did come out with.
 
I matched with that Sam Morris once on Tinder (or some similar app). Needless to say after a bit of chat it went nowhere.

Thank god, because my inner Hyacinth Bucket could never have coped with such flagrant attention seeking :ken:
 
I do hope there is an old JP porn thread in the Diddy Does series. I can feel my textures blurring just thinking about it :)
 
I do hope there is an old JP porn thread in the Diddy Does series. I can feel my textures blurring just thinking about it :)

lol diddy recommends things from japan
I think that’s been focus-grouped several times this year and it would go down like a bag of cold sick
 

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