France 2022: Alvan & Ahez - Fulenn

[Haiku Rewrites]

Jenifer forum now.
Lunatique vs Le Passage RANK AND RATE

Jenifer SYNC listens please and a TOP 10 MOOPY JENIFER RATE

 

[Kratz]

I can already SEE its televote

 

[Alex]

Jenifer to be thrown off the SEACAT after her next sold-out show at the Calais PLONK4U Emporium Arena please

I seem to recall it was the LEISURE CENTRE

 

[Alex]

Jenifer SYNC listens please and a TOP 10 MOOPY JENIFER RATE

HA oh i’d be well up for that

 

[Alias #23]

In support of popular national treasure Jenifer, I was going to say that I liked Sur un air latino but I think that might have been LORIE

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Lorie <3

Talk about CHEAP BUT CATCHY bops that were of the time but haven't aged well.

 

[Alias #23]

Oh who cares about AGEING WELL although it has to be said that at least one of those could be a Geri Halliwell solo single EXCEPT GOOD AND SUNG SEMI-COMPETENTLY

LORRY LOUNGE NOW PLEASE

 

[D5K]

You can't mention Lorie without posting PLAY

 

[Alias #23]

Fulenn sounds not far off something slightly demented which you might get from one of the more exotic ESC countries nobody ever really goes to which is why they feel exotic, such as ALBANIA or ARMENIA

NATURALLY I APPROVE. Votes from far off lands will FLOOD IN!

 

[Alex]

Lorie <3

Talk about CHEAP BUT CATCHY bops that were of the time but haven't aged well.

I prefer her LATER STUFF.
2lorenmoi was fab.

 

[OutSynk]

Amazing winner.

 

[Alias #23]

I think they need to focus the Fulenn staging a TAD. Françoise was doing her best with her lovely routine but frankly it DISTRACTED THE EYE

 

[Penelope]

"The song tackles the Breton legend of a young woman who emancipates herself from societal norms by dancing at night bathed in the light from a bonfire."

SO RELATABLE!

 

[Soldi]

Wait YSEULT was on the jury?!

 

[Lucille]

"The song tackles the Breton legend of a young woman who emancipates herself from societal norms by dancing at night bathed in the light from a bonfire."

SO RELATABLE!

Presumably with BOBS and FANCY out, bathed in the GLOW OF THE EMBERS.

 

[Penelope]

Presumably with BOBS and FANCY out, bathed in the GLOW OF THE EMBERS.

JUST LIKE JAMES NEWMAN!

 

[GinAg (39)]

France have DROPPED in the odds!

 

[Madíson]

France sending more entries in Celtic languages than Ireland and the UK combined.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Totally missed this but yay Fulenn!

 

[Suomi]

I really like the selected French song but my god they seem like an insufferable group of people

 

[Soldi]

Any ALVAN nudes? What a beautiful man.

 

[Kratz]

On reflection, what a fun and faintly ridiculous national final. Bitchy jurors and faces of thunder all round.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Any ALVAN nudes? What a beautiful man.

His Instagram isn't really bringing it.

ALVAN (@alvanmusic) • Instagram photos and videos

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More teasy nudes please Alvan.

 

[GinAg (39)]

On reflection, what a fun and faintly ridiculous national final. Bitchy jurors and faces of thunder all round.

I loved it last year and this year didn't disappoint.

 

[Raining on Me]

This looks and sounds like a Balkan entry from 2005 and that's never a bad thing

 

[Penelope]

His Instagram isn't really bringing it.

ALVAN (@alvanmusic) • Instagram photos and videos

instagram.com

More teasy nudes please Alvan.

Oh SOMEONE has label money!

 

[bypass]

This is great! Not sure it's a winter but I see it top 10 maybe top 5. France really seem to have found their footing in the last few years.

 

[Alias #23]

France have DROPPED in the odds!

How RUDE!

 

[Alex]

This looks and sounds like a Balkan entry from 2005 and that's never a bad thing

Yes THIS.
Though I still think there were four better songs there

 

[Saltwater]

His Instagram isn't really bringing it.

ALVAN (@alvanmusic) • Instagram photos and videos

instagram.com

More teasy nudes please Alvan.

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[Alias #23]

Yes THIS.
Though I still think there were four better songs there

FOREIGNERS WILL LIKE THIS ONE

 

[Penelope]

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Really very heterosexual set of likes there

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The only issue I have with this entry is that I can't remember a SINGLE THING about what it sounds like once it's finished
I recall lots of high drama and wailing, but the melody? EVAPORATED!

 

[Penelope]

The only issue I have with this entry is that I can't remember a SINGLE THING about what it sounds like once it's finished
I recall lots of high drama and wailing, but the melody? EVAPORATED!

Truly bringing "but it's never what people said that you remember, is it? it's how you felt" to the EUROVISION STAGE

 

[Penelope]

God this is making me want to SEW A MAN'S MOUTH CLOSED AND SET FIRE TO A VILLAGE this fine morning

 

[FetchFugly]

The only issue I have with this entry is that I can't remember a SINGLE THING about what it sounds like once it's finished
I recall lots of high drama and wailing, but the melody? EVAPORATED!

While lovely Pauline and her harp, as one of the cast of thousands on the judging panel remarked, is the ultimate earworm

 

[Penelope]

NAR*: TÉLÉPHON!


*NON-Alvan & Ahez related

 

[Alias #23]

While lovely Pauline and her harp, as one of the cast of thousands on the judging panel remarked, is the ultimate earworm

The what we’ll describe as SLIGHTLY MORE FOREIGN COUNTRIES might not like it as much as what they’ve chosen though

Luckily Pauline is relieved not to be going to Italy as she’s none too fond of pasta and nobody stays that trim if they’re gorging on local cheeses

 

[GinAg (39)]

The only issue I have with this entry is that I can't remember a SINGLE THING about what it sounds like once it's finished
I recall lots of high drama and wailing, but the melody? EVAPORATED!

Coming from a Brividi fan!

 

[Lucille]

Some of you are just incredibly uncultured and quite frankly dreadful and it really shows.