Friday empathises with the Peckham Terminator

[Penelope]

I have the worst fucking cold of my LIFE and EVERY NIGHT I go to bed thinking it'll FINALLY get better the next day

NO DICE

 

[octophone]

On the plus side, my cold is much better.

 

[Ellie]

The Peckham Terminator! That's a blast from the past

 

[Diddy]

The Peckham Terminator! That's a blast from the past

I’ve never heard of them!
Do they knock someone over and peck ‘em to death?

 

[Diddy]

Isn’t gubernatorial such a weird word?

 

[Penelope]

I’ve never heard of them!
Do they knock someone over and peck ‘em to death?

You have - it was @Slave

 

[Diddy]

Well I feel better that everyone has camera phones now

 

[big ron]

Heating on

 

[big ron]

Thought we may as well use some gas before it all runs out.

 

[octophone]

I'm making my own gas supply by eating some pickled onions with a nice blue, veiny Stilton.

 

[Soldi]

I have managed to resist putting the heating on by NEVER HAVING ANY FREE TIME.

 

[octophone]

OK, @ButterTart - confirm your whereabouts over the last few days.

£280,000 of alcohol stolen in Ayrshire factory raid

A convoy of three lorries was used to remove pallets of Blue WKD drink from Caledonian Bottlers in Ayrshire.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Soldi]

I have managed to resist putting the heating on by NEVER HAVING ANY FREE TIME.

I think the next day I don’t have any reason to leave the house is 23rd October

 

[ButterTart]

OK, @ButterTart - confirm your whereabouts over the last few days.

£280,000 of alcohol stolen in Ayrshire factory raid

A convoy of three lorries was used to remove pallets of Blue WKD drink from Caledonian Bottlers in Ayrshire.

www.bbc.co.uk

I wish I could remember. All I know is there’s an Eddie Stobart parked outside and my shit looks like I’ve given birth to Smurfette.

 

[Kate]

CHEEKY VIMTOS ALL ROUND!

 

[Saltwater]

To keep up with the gas and heating utilities talk, I woke up to the most beautiful power cut thinking I wouldn't have to work today but then it came back.

 

[RJN]

I have to go to dinner with my trump-loving covid-denying aunt tonight and I’m really dreading it

 

[Zu]

I have the worst fucking cold of my LIFE and EVERY NIGHT I go to bed thinking it'll FINALLY get better the next day

NO DICE

Oh darling that'll be the GLUE

 

[Alex]

I have to go to dinner with my trump-loving covid-denying aunt tonight and I’m really dreading it

Well just think of all the material you’ll get to share with moopy.
Worth it !

 

[Zu]

@Lucille (pictured right) has popped round for high tea and we're having a superb time although I've yet to discover whether the carpet matches the drapes

 

[Kate]

I'm in the HEDGE EAVESDROPPING

 

[Soldi]

I’m on the loo

 

[Soldi]

Ugh I need to leave (the house not the toilet) in half an hour

 

[Soldi]

Cba

 

[Zu]

I'm in the HEDGE EAVESDROPPING

We did notice a STRAY BOOB and some untoward panting

Luckily we have a handy canister of mace and also we'll DENY EVERYTHING

 

[Penelope]

Oh darling that'll be the GLUE

I knew SNORTING THE HORSE would cause ALL MANNER OF REGRET

 

[Zu]

I knew SNORTING THE HORSE would cause ALL MANNER OF REGRET

I did tell you to just POP A DAB up the back passage

 

[Lucille]

Such delicious MUD PIES Zu, you really are SPOILING ME.

 

[Kate]

I’m back on my BENCH (tits only half out) as the bitch delightful and just terribly busy lady who was meant to view my flat yesterday is supposed to be coming now

 

[Kate]

Oh she’s HERE

And I just heard my door SLAM

 

[Alex]

Still faffing around with EXCEL GRAPHS. GOD I HATE THEM

 

[Star]

Roads are chaos round here as everyone is panic buying petrol.

 

[Soldi]

Leave me alone plz I’m hungover and was drunk when I posted this xx

 

[Iguana]

i was out tonight and being able to smoke and NOT sound like Marge Simpson I’m pleased to announce that I’m OVER MY INFECTION

SOZ PEN xx

Stop trying to make smoking out to be a cool thing

 

[Soldi]

I’m not

 

[Star]

Right, who bought cigarettes for @Soldi?

 

[floppet]

i was out tonight and being able to smoke and NOT sound like Marge Simpson I’m pleased to announce that I’m OVER MY INFECTION

SOZ PEN xx

Give it up now while it's still relatively easy! It's not big and it's not clever Soldi.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Yes, either do drugs properly @Soldi or not at all!

 

[Diddy]

Don’t do drugs either

Stay in school