Germany 2021: Jendrik Sigwart - I Don't Feel Hate

[Penelope]

I heard straights all over Europe are hoping for a Charlotte Perrelli comeback

I suppose @Apocalypt Flyer, @ButterTart and @David 5000 are, technically, all over Europe.

 

[Apoca]

I suppose @Apocalypt Flyer, @ButterTart and @David 5000 are, technically, all over Europe.

I'm hoping for a Charlotte Perrelli comeback and I'm in Europe but beyond that, I am not part of the demographic @RJN is describing, Penny.

 

[Iguana]

@Penelope needs to update her Rolodex

 

[Apoca]

@Penelope to change her avatar caption from "STILL YOUNG" to "QUITE OLD"

 

[Penelope]

Oh you're FINALLY out after all this time? FFS

 

[Penelope]

WHERE was this announced! I expect these memos in my inbox! INSTANT APP NOTIFICATIONS!

 

[Lucille]

Charlotte last week MADE HIM GAY.

 

[ButterTart]

I suppose @Apocalypt Flyer, @ButterTart and @David 5000 are, technically, all over Europe.

Two of these heterosexes were news to me, even the other one seems quite unlikely on the face of it.

 

[Penelope]

Well look, they've all spent YEARS INSISTING

 

[ButterTart]

Well look, they've all spent YEARS INSISTING

I think it's nice. We're a marginalised group and it's about time we were well represented in the fandom.

 

[Penelope]

I think it's nice. We're a marginalised group and it's about time we were well represented in the fandom.

Becoming EVEN FURTHER marginalised in the SPACE OF A PAGE!

 

[ButterTart]

Becoming EVEN FURTHER marginalised in the SPACE OF A PAGE!

We've still got @dmlaw so there's still three of us pretending the reason we enjoy Eurovision is because it reminds us of the World Cup, but with singing.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Guys I hate straights as much as any of you, but they’re not THAT tasteless.

If you’re anything like me you’ve probably eliminated all traces of heterosexuals from your life. Which is why you may have a tendency to forget just how FUCKING HORRIBLY TASTELESS THEY ARE.

 

[Soldi]

If you’re anything like me you’ve probably eliminated all traces of heterosexuals from your life. Which is why you may have a tendency to forget just how FUCKING HORRIBLY TASTELESS THEY ARE.

Can’t believe you have poor straight ButterTart on ignore

 

[Dark Carnival]

Charlotte last week MADE HIM GAY.

Charlotte made ME gayer and I was already a TIER 1 POOF

 

[Dark Carnival]

Can’t believe you have poor straight ButterTart on ignore

 

[ButterTart]

All this hatred in the thread for the German song, which is traditionally a straights-only space

 

[Penelope]

All this hatred in the thread for the German song, which is traditionally a straights-only space

Soon all you'll have left is the Danish thread

 

[ButterTart]

Soon all you'll have left is the Danish thread

Jesus, we're heterosexual not deaf.

 

[COB]

I surprisingly don't mind this song

 

[COB]

I'd have preferred the return of gonk queen Jamie-Lee OBVIOUSLY, but still.

 

[Soldi]

It’s a shame Sia is cancelled as I thought it was brilliant when she sang Titanium for Germany in 2017.

 

[Penelope]

It’s a shame Sia is cancelled as I thought it was brilliant when she sang Titanium for Germany in 2017.

No it WASN'T!

 

[ButterTart]

I surprisingly don't mind this song

You've always been my favourite. I hope Zen treats you right.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s a shame Sia is cancelled as I thought it was brilliant when she sang Titanium for Germany in 2017.

Oh god that was so forgettable the whole arena collectively forgot she was there the moment she walked off the stage.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

You've always been my favourite. I hope Zen treats you right.

After this revelation?

Absolutely not.

 

[COB]

You've always been my favourite. I hope Zen treats you right.

[REDACTED FOR LEGAL REASONS]

 

[Apoca]

Oh you're FINALLY out after all this time? FFS

WHERE was this announced! I expect these memos in my inbox! INSTANT APP NOTIFICATIONS!

Oh Penny.

f

 

[Penelope]

Oh Penny.

f

Was there a THREAD?! WHICH SEASON DID THIS HAPPEN IN

 

[VoR]

Bless. I have such fond memories of @Apocalypt Flyer barely tolerating mine and Suomi's homosexual nonsense while tramping around Stockholm. I missed the memo too, but a belated welcome to the club babes.

 

[Apoca]

Taaaack @VoR. 13 years ago, huh? I don't know how I even operated back then when cider had all but replaced the blood in my veins that week.

 

[Diddy]

I’m usually here for Germany, and I unironically liked Sister, and that Gozer woman from 2017

but they’re really taking the piss. I hope Pacific Islanders reclaim the ukulele forever, they can’t be pleased it’s a visual shorthand for a quirky prick

 

[dUb]

This is unlistenable

 

[Will]

It's terrible.

And I actively enjoyed Love Is Forever.

 

[dUb]

 

[Apoca]

Watch this do moderately well, too because ~~quirky~~

 

[Madíson]

‘Live’ performance:

 

[Lucille]

That thumbnail ffs.

 

[Apoca]

That thumbnail is my reaction whenever I realise that's what we're sending when we had a perfectly good pop song last year.

 

[Dark Carnival]