I note the Spanish President has been mentioned in this thread and whilst he is objectively a very handsome guy, he has the WHIFF of the JOCK who ALL STUPID GIRLS would fall for in HIGH SCHOOL that is terribly off-putting for me.
Oh god he also buys ES collection and Addicted! Next you'll tell me he has THOSE see-through-when-wet Aussiebum speedos every GAY YUPPIE bought in 2009.