How are you planning to shield yourself from PED this year?

[Penelope]

Because it's ALL OVER in a week and I can BARELY HANDLE THE THOUGHT

 

[COB]

I've never taken PEDs and you can't prove anything

 

[Soldi]

We can all argue about whether it’ll be held in Stockholm or Malmö next year (or Helsinki/Marseille etc..)

 

[rhythmbandit]

The real contest begins afterwards, Moopyvision!

 

[Lucille]

Back on the SKAG I guess.

 

[Saltwater]

I try not to think about it, especially today when we have a turquoise carpet and hopefully some crazy outfits to enjoy.

 

[Lucille]

Evil evil Pen trying to bring us down on today of ALL DAYS (the much loved turquoise carpet)

 

[Penelope]

When does the turquoise carpet begin? Is there a LIVE STREAM anywhere?

 

[Lucille]

3pm! It’s on YouTube!

 

[Saltwater]

Eurovision 2023 TURQUOISE CARPET TOPIC - 3PM (BST)

Get ready girls for the endlessly inane TURQUOISE CARPET this afternoon from 3pm!

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[Funky]

Literally counting down the days guys

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

What is it? I’ve never had it and look forward to catching it.

 

[D5K]

Because it's ALL OVER in a week and I can BARELY HANDLE THE THOUGHT

I'm a bit worried; it's coming at the end of a run of bank holidays so wil be an extra comedown. Imagine having to work five days a week with no Eurovision to loon over?

 

[ButterTart]

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Sign up NOW and kick the tits off your post-Christmas blues

 

[ButterTart]

Also, I'm kind of over Eurovision already tbh. It's been inescapable and I've really not been able to engage with many of the songs, not helped by the general presentation and rhetoric being that they're all irrelevant except Loreen anyway.

 

[Penelope]

Since when were most of the songs irrelevant just because they aren't going to win? Half the fun is in the freaks and future pub bouncers giving their all for just a brief snatch of hope that they might make it to the final/top ten/can of EXTRA LUXE MONGE

 

[GinAg (39)]

Since when were most of the songs irrelevant just because they aren't going to win? Half the fun is in the freaks and future pub bouncers giving their all for just a brief snatch of hope that they might make it to the final/top ten/can of EXTRA LUXE MONGE

It's always MONGE with you.

 

[OutSynk]

I won't be suffering from it.