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A device you can attach to your key fob which either attracts or repels owls.
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Why would you ever want to repel an owl? Especially one with cracking norks.A device you can attach to your key fob which either attracts or repels owls.
And by which ones have English subtitles every single thing on Japanese Netflix has an English description, but so many don’t have subtitles. Who is that description for?!Just to have the option to choose how to sort or filter the films on streaming platforms like Netflix. To filter out ones you’ve already seen, sort them by year of release or alphabetically rather than some unknown algorithm and their chosen genres.
YES. They do exist but I've never seen one in the wild. Would be especially useful here for the upcoming 6 weeks where we're only allowed to eat & drink outside.Also I think this probably exists but needs to be normalised: umbrella hats
I HATE carrying umbrellas
If you’ve attracted too many and your boss is coming around for dinner and he’s all like ‘Kate, there better not be any owls at this dinner party or you can kiss goodbye to your promotion’ and you’re like ‘shit, there’s loads of owls here, if only I could repel them’ then you’ll be glad that function exists.Why would you ever want to repel an owl? Especially one with cracking norks.
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If you’ve attracted too many and your boss is coming around for dinner and he’s all like ‘Kate, there better not be any owls at this dinner party or you can kiss goodbye to your promotion’ and you’re like ‘shit, there’s loads of owls here, if only I could repel them’ then you’ll be glad that function exists.
I know first hand the demand for owl boob jobs is insane.Innit. FUCK YOU BOSS, I'm off to open an owl hospital.
And WHY NOT a self cleaning arse, while we're at it, sweetie.SELF-CLEANING KNICKERS
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A device or contraption that makes washing cutlery easier and less annoying.