Kylie’s Grammy Awards Submissions

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It’s called throwing everything at the wall and hoping one sticks.

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I'm happy with the submission for Tension (even though it should have been pushed in a dance category). It was well reviewed both here and Stateside so it makes sense.

At a push, EOSN also makes sense for a more obscure entry but the rest?? WTF is Dance Alone doing there?!
 
I mean I'd be all up for her winning best pop vocal album, but if she was to win any of those other categories then that's just a LITTLE BIT SILLY.
 
The Grammy association/board desk/council or however the fuck they go by these days are a bunch of CUNTS so they wouldn't give Kylie another Grammy for a second year in a row no matter how small the category is. That only happens to the Taylors, the Drakes, the Beyoncés, and those jazz and polka albums nobody ever streams except theatre kids who don't have friends.
 
*Kylie appears on stage singing the first verse of MOM*
*audience screams, applause, gay rage ensues*

"Now ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Best Dance Recording Nominee and queen of CHR Pop radio stations BEBE REXHA"
*gay coma*

*shaky live voice and visibly nervous*
Rush of hands, lingering looks (ah)
My name in your mouth, that was all it took
 

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