KYLIE IS DATING PRINCE ANDREW (allegedly)

[VoR]

Reports today that she's dating PRINCE ANDREW

That last one must have really done a number on her self esteem.

 

[Shirley]

Oh KYLIE not RANDY ANDY

 

[monsta]

I thought she'd be WAY TOO OLD.

 

[Sheena]

I don't think Andrew is ALL THAT BAD. He's not THAT unattractive, he's not the BUFFOON Charles is and, let's face it, HRH KYLIE has a LOVELY ring to it...

 

[VoR]

I'm sure she was getting linked to William at one point (i.e. 15 years ago)

If ever there were a more tragic sign of the times...

 

[Shirley]

He's the WORST OF THE LOT! Mummy's favourite APPARENTLY

 

[ameraal]

i know nothing about him so all i can say is maybe it's time for a nice older man. and if it ends in (royal disco) tears so be it.

 

[lolly]

I don't think Andrew is ALL THAT BAD. He's not THAT unattractive, he's not the BUFFOON Charles is and, let's face it, HRH KYLIE has a LOVELY ring to it...

OH COME ON!

 

[lolly]

Kylie, do the Frida route to a title with minor European royalty!

 

[Jætike]

Just don't end up as hated as La Camilla

 

[GinAg (39)]

Just don't end up as hated as La Camilla

Can't wait the next Tamperer featuring Maya single.

 

[Apoca]

If this promotes "Your Disco Needs You" to national anthem status, I applaud her for giving her all for the cause.

 

[ButterTart]

Why couldn't she have just gone lez and shacked up with Anne? She's the only acceptable one!

 

[lolly]

Why couldn't she have just gone lez and shacked up with Anne? She's the only acceptable one!

I'd love her to do that, if only to spite Norman Tebbit.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Dannii to finger fuck Eugenii LIVE on Red Hot TV NOW.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Yes yes. The Minogue sisters to FUCK the York father AND daughter.

 

[ButterTart]

Jason Donovan to DIE astride Fergie, please.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Actual QUEEN!

 

[Jark]

Kylie is SUCH a secret tory isn't she

 

[Lucille]

Isn't EVERYONE HUN.

 

[Zu]

Is this still A THING or was it never A THING to begin with?

 

[David Elliott]

Wasn't really very likely was it. LOL

 

[FetchFugly]

Did we see that poor sad old lovelorn Kylie apparently now has a (non-Royal) NEW MAN?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kylie-minogues-secret-boyfriend-revealed-12418880

 

[Slave]

He looks like the sort that GERU would usually pursue.

(I mean, I still WOULD, obviously)

 

[Jark]

Kylie's increasingly crap taste in men really is a BLIGHT on her otherwise FLAWLESS EXISTENCE

 

[Eddie]

She addressed the Andrew rumours in a recent interview. Her response was basically "pfffffft".

 

[COB]

I do hope Kylie wasn't in Jeffrey Epstein's black book

 

[VoR]

Kylie being linked to a secret celebrity pedophile ring would be the perfect capper on the hell year that has been 2019.

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

oh can you IMAGINE

 

[VoR]

More mild Royal related scandal today.

 

[lolly]

I bet she'd have done it when she was living in London and could have just hopped on the District Line. Growing republican sentiment my arse.

 

[Rowan Tree 🌳]

Sad we won't get a perf but happy at her stance

 

[Iguana]

How disrespectful to her ex Prince Andrew.

 

[Iguana]

the perfect capper on the hell year that has been 2019.

You just wait for 2020.

 

[LTZ]

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