I don’t think I can ever give up Father Ted or the IT Crowd. I just have to apply some hearty cognitive dissonance to both.I'm drinking, eating curry and bingeing The IT Crowd. I KNOW, I KNOW EVIL GLINNER but Richard Ayoade, Noel Fielding and Matt Berry in the same show? ALL IN MY PANTS NOW.
I nipped into the CO OP earlier for a FEW BITS and ended up paying £44 I mean WHAT A LOAD OF SHITRemind me not to go to the "food and wine" shop up the road again (even if I did get an eyeful of fat hairy belly from behind the counter). £2.29 for a can of TYSKIE? It's £1.25 in TESCO!
It's not nice to point the finger but I've seen staff in that lovely Cambridge Heath branch (@Lucille will confirm) deliberately scan a few packets of JPS Superkings to up the total and openly pocket the WHOLE PAYMENT if customers pay in cash and to APPLAUSE FROM COLLEAGUES!I mean a bottle of Havana rum and a four pack of Moretti isn’t that much SURELY!