Late night drunk moopy

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I'm drinking, eating curry and bingeing The IT Crowd. I KNOW, I KNOW EVIL GLINNER but Richard Ayoade, Noel Fielding and Matt Berry in the same show? 😍 😍 😍 ALL IN MY PANTS NOW.
I don’t think I can ever give up Father Ted or the IT Crowd. I just have to apply some hearty cognitive dissonance to both.
 

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I'm on a co-op meal deal* bottle of white. Slightly scared of finishing it tonight though - at my age a bottle is enough for things to be unpleasant tomorrow, and it'll be even worse in this disgusting heat.
 

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HI SLAGS

I may be slightly tiddly and prone to saying absolutely anything (for a change)
 
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I’ve had FOUR BEERS and don’t feel tipsy. Even the rum isn’t doing it so far :o

Granted I had tea halfway through but I doubt a chicken salad is enough to SOAK IT UP.
 

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Remind me not to go to the "food and wine" shop up the road again (even if I did get an eyeful of fat hairy belly from behind the counter). £2.29 for a can of TYSKIE? It's £1.25 in TESCO!
 
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Our work is moving office next week so they pretty much chucked all the alcohol we had in the cupboards at us today to take home and save them moving all the glass in a van. How FAB.
 

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Remind me not to go to the "food and wine" shop up the road again (even if I did get an eyeful of fat hairy belly from behind the counter). £2.29 for a can of TYSKIE? It's £1.25 in TESCO!
I nipped into the CO OP earlier for a FEW BITS and ended up paying £44 I mean WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT :shock:
 

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I couldn’t even have a ponder at the Marcus Rashford mural when I left (that’s a footballer for the non-England supporting Moopy posters) as a FUCKING AMBULANCE was blocking it :argh:
 

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I nipped into the CO OP earlier for a FEW BITS and ended up paying £44 I mean WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT :shock:
Few bits eh? Bottle of Moët, bottle of Russian Standard, bottle of Cream of Minty... oh it CAN add up :tongueout:
 

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30 Greatest Hits of 1988 on Channel 5 NOW and they're playing them ALL IN FULL WITHOUT ANY BOLLOCKS TALKING HEADS :disco:
 

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Few bits eh? Bottle of Moët, bottle of Russian Standard, bottle of Cream of Minty... oh it CAN add up :tongueout:
I mean a bottle of Havana rum and a four pack of Moretti isn’t that much SURELY!
 

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I mean a bottle of Havana rum and a four pack of Moretti isn’t that much SURELY!
It's not nice to point the finger but I've seen staff in that lovely Cambridge Heath branch (@Lucille will confirm) deliberately scan a few packets of JPS Superkings to up the total and openly pocket the WHOLE PAYMENT if customers pay in cash and to APPLAUSE FROM COLLEAGUES!

DISGUSTING
 

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