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lolly

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Oh DARLING. Did you pop there after a quick waltz round HARRODS? :disco:
Only the local one. I popped in for a quick spray of something expensive as I'd forgotten to SPRITZ MY NANCY before a night out, but got tempted by all the GLITTERING BAUBLES
 

Suedey

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I've had the rosé, the rosé prosecco and the merlot. How many ARE there now?

I noticed they stock it in Harvey Nichols last week.
I miss my days of buying £9 packets of dry pasta from Harvey Nicks because it was Harvey Nicks DAAAARLING

Actually don't. I was a stupid twat!
 

Zu 2

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ALKA SELTZER gives me so much life honestly ugh
BUBBLY PAINKILLER RATE

11 Alka Seltzer: Clean, light, refreshing :disco:
10 Panadol: I adore the handy snap shut pouch which the non-bubbly variety comes in - so modern and convenient and a real conversation starter at the drop in - but BUBBLY'S WHERE IT'S AT :disco:
 

lolly

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I miss my days of buying £9 packets of dry pasta from Harvey Nicks because it was Harvey Nicks DAAAARLING

Actually don't. I was a stupid twat!
It's GAY RITE OF PASSAGE :D

I'm sure one year when I was about 20, every member of my family got Harvey Nichols biscuits, tea or pasta for Christmas :disco: :santa:
 

Suedey

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BUBBLY PAINKILLER RATE

11 Alka Seltzer: Clean, light, refreshing :disco:
10 Panadol: I adore the handy snap shut pouch which the non-bubbly variety comes in - so modern and convenient and a real conversation starter at the drop in - but BUBBLY'S WHERE IT'S AT :disco:
And THIS is why there is only one @Zu 2 :disco:
 

Zu 2

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It's GAY RITE OF PASSAGE :D

I'm sure one year when I was about 20, every member of my family got Harvey Nichols biscuits, tea or pasta for Christmas :disco: :santa:
I once bought my family Christmas presents from Harrods thinking they'd be excited and delighted but the general tone of the collective response was QUEER'S GOT IDEAS ABOVE HIS STATION
 

lolly

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I had to Google Peek Freans to make sure I was spelling it right (THESE THINGS MATTER), and apparently they were DISSOLVED IN 1989! :o

It's like all my adult life has been A LIE
 

Zu 2

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I had to Google Peek Freans to make sure I was spelling it right (THESE THINGS MATTER), and apparently they were DISSOLVED IN 1989! :o

It's like all my adult life has been A LIE
PLEASE NO
 

Penelope

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OMG S'EXPRESS!

Weren't PEEK FREANS BISCUITS? Naturally the factory that made them has been converted into LUXURY HOUSING from what I can recall
 

Zu 2

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Thought I'd offer you a quick little glimpse into MY NEWS

Pictures of CRIPPIN
LIPSTICK-SMEARED
Torn WALLPAPER
Have the walls got EARS HERE?
 

dmlaw

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I had to Google Peek Freans to make sure I was spelling it right (THESE THINGS MATTER), and apparently they were DISSOLVED IN 1989! :o

It's like all my adult life has been A LIE
Dissolved just like a fizzy painkiller. :(
 

Zu 2

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Oh my God I’m out of BUBBLY PAINKILLERS and the nearest shop is ALMOST A MINUTE AWAY!
 

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