Dark Carnival
Serving cunt
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- Feb 3, 2004
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Hi bebs, not drunk yet. But getting there
I don’t think I can ever give up Father Ted or the IT Crowd. I just have to apply some hearty cognitive dissonance to both.I'm drinking, eating curry and bingeing The IT Crowd. I KNOW, I KNOW EVIL GLINNER but Richard Ayoade, Noel Fielding and Matt Berry in the same show? ALL IN MY PANTS NOW.
I wasn’t… drunkI was drunk last night
I feel FINE this morning
CLATTERED on tinto de verano watching Greatest Hits of 1998 on Channel 5
I nipped into the CO OP earlier for a FEW BITS and ended up paying £44 I mean WHAT A LOAD OF SHITRemind me not to go to the "food and wine" shop up the road again (even if I did get an eyeful of fat hairy belly from behind the counter). £2.29 for a can of TYSKIE? It's £1.25 in TESCO!
Few bits eh? Bottle of Moët, bottle of Russian Standard, bottle of Cream of Minty... oh it CAN add upI nipped into the CO OP earlier for a FEW BITS and ended up paying £44 I mean WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT
I mean a bottle of Havana rum and a four pack of Moretti isn’t that much SURELY!Few bits eh? Bottle of Moët, bottle of Russian Standard, bottle of Cream of Minty... oh it CAN add up
It's not nice to point the finger but I've seen staff in that lovely Cambridge Heath branch (@Lucille will confirm) deliberately scan a few packets of JPS Superkings to up the total and openly pocket the WHOLE PAYMENT if customers pay in cash and to APPLAUSE FROM COLLEAGUES!I mean a bottle of Havana rum and a four pack of Moretti isn’t that much SURELY!
Absolutely NOT.I need to get back on the H2O otherwise it'll get ugly 2nite
Don't laugh but it started with Kylie Sauvignon BlancAbsolutely NOT.
Some Riesling from Alsace and then a Malbec here. What have you been partaking in Chez Suedey ?
Haha whyever not. The Kylie merlot was actually far better than expectedDon't laugh but it started with Kylie Sauvignon Blanc
Vaguely sorry butDon't laugh but it started with Kylie Sauvignon Blanc
I love a Sancerre but never indulged in a ROSÉ I am intriguedBut have been on Sancerre rosé since DAAARLING
Oh you must! PROVENCE is the rose of choice BIEN SUR but honestly Sancerre Rose is something else... so sophisticateI love a Sancerre but never indulged in a ROSÉ I am intrigued
Yeah the rose is better I will have to admitThe Kylie white is WITCHES PISS
DELICIOUSThe Kylie white is WITCHES PISS