But he’s straight but flirty (not straight)He asked me if I want to go back to his for some coke but I said no because I’m not that girl anymore (also he lives in zone 3)
Hey
I’m drunk at a festival and I went to the bathroom and I’ll never find my friends again
Be on the track as his Flo RidaOut with the sexy Irish bartender, apparently he’s applied to represent Ireland at Eurovision!
Has he sang to you yet?Out with the sexy Irish bartender, apparently he’s applied to represent Ireland at Eurovision!
Well, or his Dustin the TurkeyBe on the track as his Flo Rida
Has he sang to you yet?
DangerousBut i’m getting 2 shots of fireball we are in
Dangerous
Slightly tipsy but no beachIt’s not late night here but I’m at the beach and I’m drunk. Anyone else?
That’s the most important part anywaySlightly tipsy but no beach
Oh no I'd take the beach anyday !That’s the most important part anyway
But i’m getting 2 shots of fireball we are in
I have never tried this but cinammon, yes pleaseFireball always feels vaguely FESTIVE
Ooh the new Seamus HeaneyFamily party
Middle of nowhere
Waiting for a cab
Not actually sure of it's coming or if I've called up some cowboy company...
Ooh the new Seamus Heaney
Text when home safe xx
OMG proof you do in fact live in ESSEXAlso
We got the cab and he insists on cash
I only have the cash on me as I'm having a waxing next week
World goes round
I don't LIVE THEREOMG proof you do in fact live in ESSEX
CASH
WTF