LENA PHILIPSSON HAS RETURNED TO SAVE US ALL- AGAIN!

[Sheena]

GAYS, rejoice, for our QUEEN (Swedish branch) is BACK, on Friday, presumably with a single, though I can't find anything to suggest whether it's that or an album. Still, the cover is MAGNIFICENT and from that glittery font, I can only hope that this is a disco STONKER.

Anyway, no word on whether it's a SANDRA cover, but it is her real name, so she's self-referencing again, and let's not forget how THAT worked out last time with "Lena Anthem"

The most EAGERLY anticipated comeback of the YEAR!

 

[FetchFugly]

YAY. About time too.

 

[SDF]

The good news we’ve all been waiting for

 

[Sheena]

IT IS HER WORLD, WE JUST LIVE IN IT

 

[Penelope]

Goodness, couldn't she have SHELLED OUT for a DECENT PHOTOSHOOT?!

 

[Diddy]

I’m not sure what the best font is for a name like Maria Magdalena, but I think GLITTER BLOCK CAPS is a good start

 

[lolly]

I’m not sure what the best font is for a name like Maria Magdalena, but I think GLITTER BLOCK CAPS is a good start

I'd go for glitter. But also a sparkly crown of thorns (dripping blood) hanging at a jaunty angle off the first M.

 

[Sheena]

Goodness, couldn't she have SHELLED OUT for a DECENT PHOTOSHOOT?!

FUCK YOU

 

[Sheena]

Let's face it, part of the fun is that she's always been borderline ROUGH

 

[lolly]

FUCK YOU

In fairness, if I'd stumbled into this thread unaware, I'd have assumed it was Caroline af Ugglas, albeit on a good day.

 

[Sheena]

In fairness, if I'd stumbled into this thread unaware, I'd have assumed it was Caroline af Ugglas, albeit on a good day.

Lena is TOO FABULOUS to give a FUCK what anyone thinks

THIS IS THE ENTIRE POINT

 

[Sheena]

GAYS, it sounds suitably RIDICULOUS if this is a clip...

 

[Sheena]

IT’S A FINE DAY
PEOPLE OPEN WINDOWS

 

[Penelope]

It reminds me of seminal Marie Serneholt track SALT & PEPPER

 

[Suomi]

I am lying on the floor

 

[Sheena]

My body is SO READY for this inevitable HOT SLUT ANTHEM

 

[GinAg (39)]

I have built a subterranean padded cellar so I have somewhere to fall when this drops. Ground level just isn't low enough for me.

 

[FetchFugly]

While some of her more tasteful moments were very nice, I am so pleased that Queen Lena has realised that at this moment some camp frippery is just what is required.

 

[Sheena]

It’s not a disco stomper but it IS ridiculous and I also FUCKING LOVE IT. NEVER CHANGE MY QUEEN

 

[Alex]

totally not what I was expecting but LOVE IT

 

[Sheena]

totally not what I was expecting but LOVE IT

That sums it up.

And she sounds like a MAN for most of it

 

[Cerro de Casa]

WTF is THIS?

I LOVE it NATURALLY

 

[Sheena]

Now THIS is how you corner the LATIN MARKET

I've popped a WIG ON and got the POPPERS out and it isn't even 8AM

 

[lolly]

FUCK ME

and it's on Spotify UK

 

[Sheena]

WHAT A WOMAN

If only she bothered to make a video- CAN YOU IMAGINE?

 

[GinAg (39)]

Holy Fuckaroo. This is the TITS.

 

[Sheena]

It's EVERYTHING I want from Lena Philipsson in 2019 and THEN SOME

 

[Penelope]

It's A MADONNA SINGLE

 

[Penelope]

Fuck me the middle eight is a THING OF WONDER though

 

[SDF]

I'm not sure what to make of this

BUT Delirium came on straight after

 

[Sheena]

It's A MADONNA SINGLE

YES, but when she was GOOD

 

[Kala]

WHAT A WOMAN

If only she bothered to make a video- CAN YOU IMAGINE?

She did!



This sounds like something SERBIA would send to Eurovision, and I LOVE IT!

 

[FetchFugly]

OH MY... (Whoop!) MARIA MAGDALENA

Lena ON THE LOO (her FACE ) and IN LIDL

 

[lolly]

ASPIRATIONAL

 

[Sheena]

OH MY... (Whoop!) MARIA MAGDALENA

Lena ON THE LOO (her FACE ) and IN LIDL

You got there before me. THE FUCKING LOO

I also am partial to “grabbing a drainpipe and trying to look sexy into the camera” and the bit where she’s putting the aubergines in the trolley. IN LIDL

The “video” (if you could call it that) is absolutely EVERYTHING.

WHAT A FUCKING WOMAN!

 

[FetchFugly]

I do think this kind of has the air of a one off but wouldn't it be tremendous if she had an album's worth of this hot shit ready to go?

 

[Suomi]

The video is genius because she must have filmed it after 4 glasses of white wine. Very relatable

 

[Penelope]

THAT VIDEO WAKING UP IN HER DRESS!

Is that shot in Berlin?

 

[Sheena]

I do think this kind of has the air of a one off but wouldn't it be tremendous if she had an album's worth of this hot shit ready to go?

She has been recording for some time, no? Surely there is an album on the go.

There’d BETTER be.

 

[lolly]

I'm completely mesmered by that video. It's like she's perfected the art form and rendered everything else irrelevant.