LIVE - UK GENERAL ELECTION RESULTS 2019

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Mary Creagh DEAD

 

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[Sheena]

But that was a hold not a Tory loss. Still bloody happy about it

With an increased majority and vote share though. Doesn’t come close to a “bad night”!

 

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Former Conservative remainer turned independent Dominic Grieve DEAD

 

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I assume all those ex Tory remainers are dead?

 

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Labour hold in vile vampire woman Kate Hoey's ex-constituency of Vauxhall.

 

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Phew. Caroline Lucas is safe

 

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Caroline Lucas QOL re-elected

 

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Increased majority for Caroline.

She's giving the best speech of the night so far too.

 

[straightorbroken]

All that's missing is her saying "fandabadozy". Someone needs to dub it.

 

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God Caroline is fucking fabulous. This speech will be going viral tomorrow if there's any justice.

 

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Genuinely devastating

 

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At least Jay Aston bombed, I guess.

 

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Tactical voting done right could have made a proper difference

 

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Oh man, Pudsey stayed Blue. Some of my friends worked so hard in that seat.

 

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Luciana Berger out.

A suitably depressing end to the night.

 

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Luciana Berger didn’t take Finchley and Golders Green

 

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And tactical voting would have given that to her

 

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Conservatives have officially won a majority.

Correction: THAT is a suitably depressing end to the night.

 

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Dennis Skinner OUT

That is truly the end of an era.

 

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Labour kept Batley and Spen. Phew

 

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Tracy Brabin HOLDS in Jo Cox's former constituency of Batley and Spen.

I just screamed with joy. Phyrric victory but thank FUCK.

 

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Paula Sherriff gone, and that's me done for the night.

Not the biggest story, but ask anyone up here, she's a great local MP and a truly good person, swept up in the Brexit tide.

 

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I can’t believe I’m still going at 5.40am

bad night for everyone but Tory and SNP

next five years of hell to come

and bed for me now...

 

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Thankfully Layla Moran kept her Lib Dem seat and she’d make a good next leader

 

[lolly]

I love you Bristol. An island hope in a sea of devastation.

 

[Berly]

Labour kept their seat in my area, Brightside and Hillsborough... little by way of compensation on the whole but genuinely makes me feel better my neighbours aren’t cunts.

 

[Lucille]

Just woke up again. FUCK.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

This is so depressing. I feel for you British Moopy!

 

[ameraal]

oh wow.

youthquake!

 

[Lucille]

Just checked the Wakefield results FFS.

 

[wendy the goat]

Fuck sake

 

[Diddy]

Why do people like using the phrase “political earthquake”? There’s no situation where an earthquake is a good thing. It’s not like forest fires where they can germinate seeds or whatever.

anyway

 

[COB]

God, what a horrible night - I'm really dreading what happens next, the Tories really haven't had proper free reign to do whatever they want for a long time so it's probably going to be quite bad

 

[Star]

Urgh Tory gain for me

Didn't help there were loads of anti labour videos being sent round saying how Corbyn is racist against asians

 

[Ellie]

Oh FUCK OFF GOVE. He’s talking now as if he’s Churchill and Corbyn is Hitler. It’s that extreme.

 

[Lucille]

This Michael Gove speech is deplorable.

 

[Lucille]

When does the PUB OPEN?!?

 

[Lucille]

When does the PUB OPEN?!?

Well if this Boris speech is to go by Boris has definitely found one.

 

[ameraal]

it's all so very yes today, satan.

can't wait for the nhs to implode and the media to brainwash con voters into celebrating the fall of that racist communist vestige.