LIVE - UK GENERAL ELECTION RESULTS 2019

[octophone]

No Overall Majority falling back again in the betting markets
Pound going up again

People responding to the generally older look of the nighttime queues, no doubt.

 

[VoR]

Betting markets are literally just punters. I wouldn't put any stock into them.

 

[Shirley]

LibDems fear Labour have stopped Luciana Berger winning in Finchley and possibly Chuka Umunna in Cities — keeping both seats Tory.

LOLZ

 

[Sheena]

Gin in a tin is fairly grim.

 

[Sheena]

It’s over, kids.

Sigh

 

[Beverley]

If it's not pink gin, lately I'm not INTERESTED

 

[Sheena]

Pink gin is just COMMON

 

[GinAg (39)]

If it's not pink gin, lately I'm not INTERESTED

It is pink gin.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Pink gin is just COMMON

Good!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

LOLZ

How much do we bet we are going to see PLENTY of this due to Lib Dems and Labour both standing candidates & splitting the vote

 

[Shirley]

SKY COVERAGE has JOHN BERCOW

 

[Sheena]

I’ve just had a large glass of red wine, having one left in a bottle from the weekend. It’s all I can do to not open another bottle to drown my sorrows.

 

[VoR]

Today's been such a rollercoaster. I feel like I've been through the seven stages of grieving and we haven't even had the exit poll yet.

 

[octophone]

How much do we bet we are going to see PLENTY of this due to Lib Dems and Labour both standing candidates & splitting the vote

I wonder how long we'll have to wait before we find out how Farage was bought off to stand down his party in all those seats and then all but disappear for the campaign period.

 

[dmlaw]

Why do all the parties seem to know how they have been doing? I thought it was illegal to publicise any sort of exit polls before 10. Lock them up right next to Kuenssberg.

 

[GinAg (39)]

It's funny seeing Xmas trees up in the counting halls.

 

[Broomhelga]

Is there any possibility that we can have Broomhelga tarred and feathered?

If you must.

 

[Lucille]

ON MY WAY

2c, 1 k and 1m in e9, asap if you can xxx

 

[octophone]

Actually tar is bad for the environment and feathering isn't vegan. So we'll just need to tut loudly, like the British usually do.

 

[Shirley]

Number 59, number 122 and PRAWN CRACKERS please

 

[GinAg (39)]

Where's @Penelope. When she reaches for the bag you know it's all over.

 

[Shirley]

People keep saying THE RED WALL IS HOLDING! How the fuck they know that I have no idea and I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT!

 

[Sheena]

Number 59, number 122 and PRAWN CRACKERS please

Are we allowed to call them CLACKERS in a comedy accented fashion nowadays?

 

[Lucille]

I'm already 4 glasses of red and 3 pints deep. It'll be a miracle if I make it till those early NE England results. Unless Ron comes through with the BAGS.

 

[Shirley]

Are we allowed to call them CLACKERS in a comedy accented fashion nowadays?

Certainly NOT! (yes)

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, God, it's nearly time for the exit poll and I'm frightened.

Hold me.

 

[Shirley]

Labour "NUMBER CRUNCHERS" say canvassing returns look like it's 50/50 between TORY MAJ and HUNG. Sounds OMINOUS TBH

 

[Lucille]

Couldn't give less of a shit about Kate Winslet's ancesstory.

 

[octophone]

Are we allowed to call them CLACKERS in a comedy accented fashion nowadays?

 

[Ill Advised]

I feel absolutely sick

 

[big ron]

Are we allowed to call them CLACKERS in a comedy accented fashion nowadays?

its not racist because its a type of food

 

[Shirley]

I don't feel quite as PANICKY as last time. I think I'm RESIGNED to the SHITSHOW

 

[Shirley]

NO DIMBLEBY

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I don't feel quite as PANICKY as last time. I think I'm RESIGNED to the SHITSHOW

VERY THIS!

 

[octophone]

I feel shite-awful right now.

I was less nervous than this in the minutes before I had my fanny installed.

 

[GinAg (39)]

My rarely seen anxiety is very real right now.

 

[Lucille]

GET READY HUNS.

 

[Lucille]

WE'VE ONLY GOT 4 MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD.

 

[dmlaw]

Argh. Don't like it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMGGG SO NERVOUS FOR YOU LOVES