Mariah Carey Singles Rate 2020 EDITION

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That rate from @funky... Well, I don't know her. A -1 for Touch My Body, a song that even Aretha saw fit to cover, all the while in a beautiful gown.

Touch My Body is neck and neck with Womanizer for the worst song of the 21C :)
 

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I've always been very conservative when it comes to awarding 10s, but I would die for other posters' rights to throw them willy-nilly at anything that vaguely takes their fancy.

Not @ing any lambs when I say that of course.
 

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And for the record, H.A.T.E.U. is LOVELY gal.
the song itself is. it even felt like something entirely new for her. but the vocal is an unmitigated disaster and never should've been OK'd.

it also sounds like it was produced on/mastered in a can of beans located in the middle of a long dark tunnel, like most of Memoirs. Fuck Tricky Stewart.
 
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I've always been very conservative when it comes to awarding 10s, but I would die for other posters' rights to throw them willy-nilly at anything that vaguely takes their fancy.

Not @ing any lambs when I say that of course.

Actually, I agree about the 10s thing. 10 should be a rare thing. I find Moopy quite generous with the 10s and so joined in. I may revisit my ratings. I expected you to definitely use up your 10s allowance with Mariah though!

Ok I’m going to back and revise...
 

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12 Vision of Love
10 Love Takes Time
11 Someday
10 I Don't Wanna Cry
10 There's Got to Be a Way
10 Emotions
10 Can't Let Go
10 Make It Happen
10 I'll Be There
10 Dreamlover
09 Hero
09 Without You
09 Never Forget You
10 Anytime You Need a Friend
09 Endless Love
10 All I Want for Christmas Is You
10 Fantasy
09 One Sweet Day
09 Open Arms
10 Always Be My Baby
10 Forever
09 Underneath the Stars
09 Honey
09 Butterfly
09 The Roof (Back in Time)
09 Breakdown
09 My All
09 Sweetheart
09 When You Believe
09 I Still Believe
09 Heartbreaker
09 Thank God I Found You
08 Crybaby
09 Can't Take That Away (Mariah's Theme)
09 Against All Odds
09 Loverboy
08 Reflections (Care Enough)
09 Never Too Far
08 Don't Stop (Funkin' 4 Jamaica)
09 Through the Rain
09 I Know What You Want
08 Boy (I Need You)
09 Bringin' On the Heartbreak
09 It's Like That
10 We Belong Together
09 Shake It Off
09 Get Your Number
08 Don't Forget About Us
09 Say Somethin'
09 Touch My Body
09 Bye Bye
09 I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time
08 I Stay in Love
09 Obsessed
09 I Want to Know What Love Is
09 H.A.T.E.U.
09 Up Out My Face
08 Angels Cry
09 Oh Santa!
09 Triumphant (Get 'Em)
09 Almost Home
09 #Beautiful
09 The Art Of Letting Go
08 You're Mine (Eternal)
08 You Don't Know What to Do
08 Infinity
08 I Don't
09 GTFO
08 With You
08 A No No
08 In the Mix
09 Save the Day
10 Out Here on My Own

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I'm actually a very conservative rater outside of Mariah and Gags, my two Aries Queens, whom I will always bestow with multiple 16/10s, without fear or shame!
 

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10 Vision of Love
08 Love Takes Time
10 Someday
08 I Don't Wanna Cry
07 There's Got to Be a Way
10 Emotions
10 Can't Let Go
09 Make It Happen
08 I'll Be There
12 Dreamlover
07 Hero
08 Without You
09 Never Forget You
11 Anytime You Need a Friend
08 Endless Love
10 All I Want for Christmas Is You
10 Fantasy
08 One Sweet Day
07 Open Arms
09 Always Be My Baby
10 Forever
09 Underneath the Stars
10 Honey
07 Butterfly (10 for the morales reprise)
10 The Roof (Back in Time)
10 Breakdown
07 My All
07 Sweetheart
08 When You Believe
10 I Still Believe
08 Heartbreaker
03 Thank God I Found You
05 Crybaby
07 Can't Take That Away (Mariah's Theme)
06 Against All Odds
07 Loverboy
06 Reflections (Care Enough)
07 Never Too Far
05 Don't Stop (Funkin' 4 Jamaica)
06 Through the Rain
07 I Know What You Want
07 Boy (I Need You)
06 Bringin' On the Heartbreak
08 It's Like That
10 We Belong Together
08 Shake It Off
07 Get Your Number
01 Don't Forget About Us
09 Say Somethin'
10 Touch My Body
00 Bye Bye
08 I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time
06 I Stay in Love
08 Obsessed
06 I Want to Know What Love Is
10 H.A.T.E.U.
09 Up Out My Face
06 Angels Cry
01 Oh Santa!
06 Triumphant (Get 'Em)
08 Almost Home
09 #Beautiful
?? The Art Of Letting Go
?? You're Mine (Eternal)
?? You Don't Know What to Do
?? Infinity
?? I Don't
07 GTFO
?? With You
05 A No No
?? In the Mix
?? Save the Day
?? Out Here on My Own

i've given ?? to the ones i couldn't hum.
 
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I've always been very conservative when it comes to awarding 10s, but I would die for other posters' rights to throw them willy-nilly at anything that vaguely takes their fancy.

Not @ing any lambs when I say that of course.

it’s almost like you’re suggesting that moopy engages in big gay hyperbole when it comes to pop stars!

how dare you!
 

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Right. *locks door and unplugs landline*

10 Vision of Love
09 Love Takes Time
09 Someday
08 I Don't Wanna Cry
08 There's Got to Be a Way
08 Emotions
09 Can't Let Go
10 Make It Happen
07 I'll Be There
09 Dreamlover
09 Hero
07 Without You
06 Never Forget You
10 Anytime You Need a Friend
06 Endless Love
10 All I Want for Christmas Is You
10 Fantasy

08 One Sweet Day
08 Open Arms
09 Always Be My Baby
08 Forever
09 Underneath the Stars
10 Honey
10 Butterfly

11 The Roof (Back in Time)
09 Breakdown
08 My All
08 Sweetheart
08 When You Believe
09 I Still Believe
10 Heartbreaker
07 Thank God I Found You
09 Crybaby
10 Can't Take That Away (Mariah's Theme)
09 Against All Odds
09 Loverboy
08 Reflections (Care Enough)
09 Never Too Far
08 Don't Stop (Funkin' 4 Jamaica)
09 Through the Rain
10 I Know What You Want
10 Boy (I Need You)

07 Bringin' On the Heartbreak
09 It's Like That
12 We Belong Together
08 Shake It Off
08 Get Your Number
10 Don't Forget About Us
08 Say Somethin'
09 Touch My Body
08 Bye Bye
08 I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time
07 I Stay in Love
07 Obsessed
08 I Want to Know What Love Is
08 H.A.T.E.U.
08 Up Out My Face
08 Angels Cry
09 Oh Santa!
08 Triumphant (Get 'Em)
08 Almost Home
10 #Beautiful
08 The Art Of Letting Go
07 You're Mine (Eternal)
08 You Don't Know What to Do
06 Infinity
05 I Don't
07 GTFO
08 With You
10 A No No
07 In the Mix
08 Save the Day
10 Out Here on My Own
 

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-1 Touch My Body

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:D listen a nursery rhyme melody might work for some of you basic bitches but if I’m listening to a Mariah song I expect a range of emotions, some squealing, some crazy runs and some diva attitude

lyrics aside she sounds like she’s trying to put Moroccan and Monroe to sleep
 

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08 Vision of Love
08 Love Takes Time
09 Someday
07 I Don't Wanna Cry
07 There's Got to Be a Way
09 Emotions
10 Can't Let Go
09 Make It Happen
07 I'll Be There
08 Dreamlover
08 Hero
08 Without You
07 Never Forget You
10 Anytime You Need a Friend
10 Endless Love

08 All I Want for Christmas Is You
10 Fantasy
08 One Sweet Day
08 Open Arms
09 Always Be My Baby
07 Forever
07 Underneath the Stars
08 Honey
10 Butterfly
09 The Roof (Back in Time)
12 Breakdown
10 My All

09 Sweetheart
10 When You Believe
09 I Still Believe
10 Heartbreaker
09 Thank God I Found You
10 Crybaby
08 Can't Take That Away (Mariah's Theme)
10 Against All Odds
10 Loverboy

09 Reflections (Care Enough)
08 Never Too Far
08 Don't Stop (Funkin' 4 Jamaica)
08 Through the Rain
09 I Know What You Want
08 Boy (I Need You)
10 Bringin' On the Heartbreak
08 It's Like That
11 We Belong Together
09 Shake It Off
09 Get Your Number
09 Don't Forget About Us
07 Say Somethin'
08 Touch My Body
06 Bye Bye
09 I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time
10 I Stay in Love
08 Obsessed
09 I Want to Know What Love Is
10 H.A.T.E.U.
08 Up Out My Face
10 Angels Cry
09 Oh Santa!
09 Triumphant (Get 'Em)
09 Almost Home
07 #Beautiful
08 The Art Of Letting Go
06 You're Mine (Eternal)
08 You Don't Know What to Do
04 Infinity
-1 I Don't
09 GTFO
07 With You
08 A No No
06 In the Mix
06 Save the Day
06 Out Here on My Own
 
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:D listen a nursery rhyme melody might work for some of you basic bitches but if I’m listening to a Mariah song I expect a range of emotions, some squealing, some crazy runs and some diva attitude

lyrics aside she sounds like she’s trying to put Moroccan and Monroe to sleep

If it was good enough for EMPRESS ARETHA to cover, that’s enough for me.
 

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The slander of Touch My Body is too much to handle. It was the perfect single for her in 08. A different sound from the Mimi singles, a certified radio hit, adjusted to her vocal limitations at the time, and still streamable for days.
 

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Are you gonna score and rank these @Frozen ?

here’s a twist - should we do a separate Whitney singles rate and then combine them for a fully frenzied moopy rate results battle? :o
 

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Are you gonna score and rank these @Frozen ?

here’s a twist - should we do a separate Whitney singles rate and then combine them for a fully frenzied moopy rate results battle? :o

Yeah I'll be doing them at some stage before it ends, there's some of the more recent songs I'm only just familarising myself with so want to give them a few more listens before judging.

Oooh a Whitney rate would be good. I'll get on that when this is closed.
 

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Celine has 153 singles. Someone else can take that on :D
 

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10 Vision of Love
09 Love Takes Time
10 Someday
?? Don't Wanna Cry
?? There's Got to Be a Way
07 Emotions
05 Can't Let Go
10 Make It Happen
08 I'll Be There
07 Dreamlover
08 Hero
05 Without You
?? Never Forget You
10 Anytime You Need a Friend
00 Endless Love
10 All I Want for Christmas Is You
10 Fantasy
08 One Sweet Day
07 Open Arms
08 Always Be My Baby
10 Forever
09 Underneath the Stars
10 Honey
03 Butterfly
10 The Roof
09 Breakdown
08 My All
02 Sweetheart
01 When You Believe
02 I Still Believe
06 Heartbreaker
00 Thank God I Found You
05 Crybaby
08 Can't Take That Away (Mariah's Theme)
06 Against All Odds
10 Loverboy
08 Reflections (Care Enough)
06 Never Too Far
03 Don't Stop (Funkin' 4 Jamaica)
07 Through the Rain
07 I Know What You Want
04 Boy (I Need You)
06 Bringin' On the Heartbreak
05 It's Like That
10 We Belong Together
08 Shake It Off
04 Get Your Number
10 Don't Forget About Us
07 Say Somethin'
09 Touch My Body
02 Bye Bye
07 I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time
03 I Stay in Love
10 Obsessed
09 I Want to Know What Love Is
10 H.A.T.E.U.
08 Up Out My Face
08 Angels Cry
08 Oh Santa!
07 Triumphant (Get 'Em)
10 Almost Home
07 #Beautiful
10 The Art Of Letting Go
?? You're Mine (Eternal)
?? You Don't Know What to Do
06 Infinity
?? I Don't
10 GTFO
08 With You
09 A No No
?? In the Mix
?? Save the Day
?? Out Here on My Own

12 Whenever You Call
 

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Hey do you guys know Suomi?

no, who is he?

you know, that guy?

no, what guy?

he’s the one who thinks “Dreamlover” is a 7/10 song...

oh, THAT guy.
 

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