Monday is full of birds

Diddy

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Yes you’ve left it to me to start another daily thread, so lax these days
 
Arse. I mistakenly picked up my crappy old face mask without the wire and now I can't read or properly look at my phone on the bus without my glasses steaming up :evil:
 
I've started following Joel Dommett on TikTok. He reminds me of a British Ryan Reynolds.

I am a little bit in love with both of them.
 
Hello. The vibes are OFF today. Might be the usual pre-Mercury retrograde introspection but things are tense.
 
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I think it was a little unusual but cute and memorable.
Oh there was nothing WRONG with it at all. I think it was just because I saw it on pornhub I had the entirely unrealistic expectation of what a penis on pornhub is usually like - which of course is not what they are actually like the vast majority of the time.

In short, it's not him, it's me.
 
So when it says "change engine oil soon" in your car, how and where do you do that - is it a car mechanic thing? It's said it for a while, but even googling just says 600 or so miles until lord knows.
 
So when it says "change engine oil soon" in your car, how and where do you do that - is it a car mechanic thing? It's said it for a while, but even googling just says 600 or so miles until lord knows.

My mechanic does mine when it has a service and MOT. The oil message starts showing up about a month before they're due. You drain out the old oil and replace it, I know the theory but I've never done it because it's too much of a faff draining it without it being up on ramps.

My friend had a Citroen C1 for fifteen years and never topped up or replaced the oil and it was only scrapped because she got a new car, it was still running fine. Make of that what you will.
 
So it's Mr F's 50th birthday on Wednesday and it's all going tits up today. The original restaurant had to either change the time to 11am from 2pm on Saturday or cancel altogether due to staff shortages. Thankfully spawn managed to find another restaurant nearby that can accommodate us all at the same time. His mum and sister have said they aren't coming now on Saturday because one of her kids got Covid last Tuesday, clearly neither of them know what a LFT is. Mr F is now starting to get ill (hopefully a cold, LFT was negative) but I've booked axe throwing for Wednesday evening and I've been really looking forward to it even though I throw like a girl.

This is so stressful!
 
Is it all about drug policy?

Yes, specifically Khan's pilot diversion scheme on this interview. It's really interesting how the more right-leaning conservative press seems to be cannabis mad, especially over the last 6-12 months. I guess they get a lot of clicks/comments from the pro camp but equal amounts from the outraged concerned citizens, so it's good for engagement. All very Brexit, but I'll take the promo!
 
So it's Mr F's 50th birthday on Wednesday and it's all going tits up today. The original restaurant had to either change the time to 11am from 2pm on Saturday or cancel altogether due to staff shortages. Thankfully spawn managed to find another restaurant nearby that can accommodate us all at the same time. His mum and sister have said they aren't coming now on Saturday because one of her kids got Covid last Tuesday, clearly neither of them know what a LFT is. Mr F is now starting to get ill (hopefully a cold, LFT was negative) but I've booked axe throwing for Wednesday evening and I've been really looking forward to it even though I throw like a girl.

This is so stressful!

11am is no sort of time to be going out for a meal, I don't have my breakfast until 12 most days!
 

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