Monkeypox

[Apoca]

The speed in response in some countries / areas / cities is .. telling.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

The speed in response in some countries / areas / cities is .. telling.

What do you mean, ’poca?

 

[Apoca]

What do you mean, ’poca?

E.g. Austria not planning any rollout until "at some point in August".

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Oh yeah… but here they’re being just as bad.

 

[jyxz]

Move over Monkeypox, there’s a new Sheriff in town.

Meet the Marburg virus (no treatment or vaccine available)

 

[Peekaboo]

I think if you see someone BLEEDING THROUGH THE EYES you can safely assume there is something wrong with them.

 

[GNL]

If you see someone bleeding from the ears, they might have just heard Ed Sheeran on the radio however.

 

[jyxz]

If you see someone bleeding from the anus…..

That’s AMORE

 

[KindaCool]

If you see someone bleeding from the ears, they might have just heard Ed Sheeran on the radio however.

The pandemic we'll never have a vaccine for.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If you see someone bleeding from the ears, they might have just heard Ed Sheeran on the radio however.

The Popjustice £20 music prize including not just an Ed Sheeran song, but an Ed Sheeran Christmas song, is Homophobia at its worst.

 

[Phoenix]

In line to get my vaccine in the park next to the community center and we’re being serenadeted by a street singer. So far we’ve had Ironic, Zombie and now Bad Romance.

 

[Iguana]

Bad Romance? With the line "I want your disease"?

 

[RJN]

Bad Romance? With the line "I want your disease"?

The outbreak is the promo

 

[Apoca]

Bad Romance? With the line "I want your disease"?

Maybe they followed it with "I want your everything, the vaccine is free"

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I hope these guys are working on a Monkeypox themed sequel

 

[KindaCool]

Monkeypox is trying way too hard to be Corona. But it's just her trashy cousin from Florida. FLOP.

 

[lolly]

 

[Pingu]

PRICKED.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I’ve got it!!

The vaccine, not the pox!

 

[Lucille]

omg you gave me a scare

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg you gave me a scare

I honestly had my '' ready to go!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I honestly had my '' ready to go!

(kidding stay safe bbz x )

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I honestly had my '' ready to go!

 

[Apoca]

omg you gave me a scare

As long as he doesn't give you a scar

 

[VoR]

 

[Penelope]

I've been vaccinated. The queue was the most hilariously cruisy thing I'd seen in months

 

[lolly]

I've been vaccinated. The queue was the most hilariously cruisy thing I'd seen in months

Locally? I've no idea where they are doing it.

 

[Penelope]

Locally? I've no idea where they are doing it.

UWE. Had to get two buses out there

 

[Kratz]

I've been vaccinated. The queue was the most hilariously cruisy thing I'd seen in months

I have heard this! Make hay whilst the sun shines I guess.

 

[lolly]

UWE. Had to get two buses out there

Ssssh, don't state anywhere publicly that Bristol has crap public transport - you wouldn't want to sabotage our GLITTERING EUROVISION BID!

 

[GNL]

I've been vaccinated. The queue was the most hilariously cruisy thing I'd seen in months

Lord knows what new gay plagues will form in these queues. Pray for humanity.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Are they giving one or two doses in the UK?

Only one here…

 

[Soldi]

I tried to see if I could go to a walk-in clinic here but unfortunately I can’t get one as I don’t participate in group sex or work in a sauna

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Don’t those Moopmeets you keep attending lead to any orgies?

 

[Soldi]

Don’t those Moopmeets you keep attending lead to any orgies?

I haven’t been on one since Turin!

 

[Tisch]

I haven’t been on one since Turin!

Moopmeet or orgy?

 

[Soldi]

Moopmeet or orgy?

BOTH!

 

[Phoenix]

A Moorgy

 

[OutSynk]

BOTH!

 

[Penelope]

Are they giving one or two doses in the UK?

Only one here…

One, we might get a second in over a month depending on supplies